Smartphone Slouch

The hunched over, slouched position one takes while texting on an iPhone, Blackberry, Smartphone or PDA device.
"I was driving by the high school and saw, like, ten kids doing The Smartphone Slouch at the bus stop."
by chieromancer April 26, 2011
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Smartphone dead leg

The loss of feeling in the legs due to prolonged smartphone use whilst sitting down, in particular on the toilet.
"Whoa candy crush just gave me mad smartphone dead leg on that last poo break!"
by Droobilicious August 20, 2013
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Smartphone Beta test

A smartphone beta test is the practice of allowing people to test-run a particular model of smartphone (once confusingly named a smart phone) before it is ready for commercial use. The findings help to validate and further improve the smartphone’s features, functionality, usability, speed and performance.
150 million Americans have participated in a smartphone beta test.
by icicler March 27, 2012
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Smartphone anxiety disorder

The panic and fear a person experiences when they misplace or become separated from their smartphone even for a few minutes. smartphone, iphone, handheld, fear, panic, anxiety, phobia, tech, obsession
I am convinced I suffer from smartphone anxiety disorder. I literally need my iphone to be within reach or I freak out.
by joecoolthefool October 03, 2016
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smartphone-o-fart

Fart sounds produced by a smart phone loaded with fart-sound software.
I thought Larry ripped one, but it was just a smartphone-o-fart.
by poppilopo June 13, 2009
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smartphone

a small palm os pda knock-off that fits in your pocket. often is called an "i phone" or "android phone". often used to look at porn and used by big tech companies to track you 24/7/365/3652 days a year.
guy1: hey bill, have you heard of the i phone 14?
guy2: oh, that stupid smartphone?
by tiktok_sucks!!! September 14, 2022
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