Smaple

A bucket of whale sperm.

Oh my gosh Miss. Rookswood had a bucket of smaple in her car!

by TigsyB May 14, 2011

Smaphrology

The study of teenage drinking patterns and mating rituals. Centrally focused on late night parties and philosophical discussions regarding racial stereotypes and flatulence.

Brianna got a bachelor's degree in Smaphrology before marrying Charlie.

by StrangerDanger4Life January 31, 2010

smapoyd

Send me a pic of your dick

aim conversation
dynamite worm: SMAPOYD
adrenalinmother: i don't even have a dick!

by DenaBromley December 29, 2007

smapple

a smashed or smooshed up apple

that truck collision in Vermont smappled about 30 bushels of red delicious!!!

by mattattackdana2 February 28, 2011

Smaping

(1) The act of an overly smart person carrying out a rape. The smapist forces someone to ingage in unwanted sexual activities whilst making idle chitchat about algebraic topology.

(2) Proof that Aidan is more twisted than Kate

Be careful Kate maths lecturers are renowned smapists, smaping is an occupational hazard you've brought on yourself.

by shouldbestudying February 18, 2011

Smappling

A game involving apples and a tennis racquet in which participants throw the apples into the air and proceed to hit them as hard as they can, causing the apple to explode. Everyone is a winner when you smapple. The season begins on 4/20 and lasts through summer.

"If we go smappling, we're going to need some more apples"

by smappleholic April 21, 2013

Bellman's Map

An item or scheme that rejects conventional wisdom, and utility along with it, as does Lewis Carroll's Bellman, whose map contains no markings whatsoever.

He wanted his guitar playing to be new and different, so he intentionally didn't learn any chords or scales. He just made a bellman's map of it.

by tigersblood July 8, 2009