simole

the reason for not doing a task which has nothing to do with an absolutely ridiculous hellhole.

basically procrastinating

teacher: where is your homework?
student: sorry miss, i was too busy simoling
teacher: oh, i see. well i understand and you are free to go.

friend1: hey! what are you doing this weekend?
friend2: i think i'll simole a bit.

by larry is real fuck you July 24, 2015

SOMLM

Story of my life much

McLovin: I'd so rather be on facebook than in this boring class

Seth: SOMLM?

by theamazingmissKT April 13, 2010

SOML

SOML (Shape of my life) - Pronounced ''Sommell''

I feel in the SOML

by Captain Chevron December 13, 2012

Stomlz

aka: story of my life (z for extra tool emphasis)

Person 1: I can't find my scarf! Why do I always lose my stuff?
Person 2: Stomlz.

by malaka1 January 2, 2011

simolian blowjob

When a girl starts chewing on your dick while giving you a blowjob, like a starving Simolian.

This girl I met gives the best Simolian Blowjob.

by InvisibleCobra May 9, 2017

sjomle

safaríkur SJOMLEEE!!!!

þú ert safaríkur SJOMLEEE!!!!

by 420 all 69 May 22, 2018

Siomai

A popular snack in the Philippines that contains cat meat.

Anak can u get some stray cats before noon let's cook some siomai.

by Onzah December 22, 2020