SIOML

She Is Out of My League.

To address to a person (mostly girls) who are too beautiful or hot for you to date.

Dude, that chicken in my office is so amazing, but SIOML

by prynkjh November 11, 2018

Simlish

The languge spoken by Sims.

"I can't understand my Sims"
"They must be speaking Simlish"

by Kayla September 19, 2004

SOML

Story of My Life

Jack: I just pussied out on the best opportunity of my life!
Dan: SOML, man

by DurDragon August 6, 2009

siolda

Siolda the most loyal and prettiest girl you'll ever meet and she's always there for you in your ups and downs no matter what she's a loyal too you and always the for you (get your self a Siolda know fast)

Siolda is the most loyal friend you'll ever have.

by Siolda April 7, 2018

SOML

Story of my Life.

seeing, something or someone telling you something, that happens to your life all the time.

Ken: I procrastinate.

Bob: SOML.

by epicperson March 16, 2010

siomara

A loving person who cares about others. Gets along with people as irrtating as they may be. Is a romantic and loves to use sweet words towards her lover;that person is very lucky as well. She only gives her heart to one man. Truthful with friends and always an optimistic thinker. Outgoing and one of a kind. Lover not fighter but will do whatever it takes to set things right. May be small but has the hugest of hearts. May be the best person to ever get to know. Knows what she wants and does what she can to get it. Mysterious and charming. Can't be fooled. Will always be by your side. Help her find happiness;she will cherish you forever. Gets over guys fast but is a sucker for love. She don't want the best looking guy, she just wants somebody to love her and knows how to treat her right. She is a person that needs to be figured out but be careful you might fall in love doing so.

I fell in love with Siomara

by reader number 1 September 4, 2011

SIML

Sexual Intercourse My Life. A politically correct way to say Fuck My Life.
A polite way to express disdain at the severe fucking of one's life by a person, place, or thing

Today, someone literally shit in my cornflakes. SIML

by SImylife November 21, 2009