simole

A typo of "simple", which can happen because P and O are right beside each other on a standard-layout keyboard.

John: Peter's living the simole life back there in his farm...
Mary: Err, how does a simole live?
John: I don't know, what's a simole?
Mary: You tell me!
John: *looks at what he typed* oh...

simole by Kelvets September 25, 2017

simole

the reason for not doing a task which has nothing to do with an absolutely ridiculous hellhole.

basically procrastinating

teacher: where is your homework?
student: sorry miss, i was too busy simoling
teacher: oh, i see. well i understand and you are free to go.

friend1: hey! what are you doing this weekend?
friend2: i think i'll simole a bit.

simole by larry is real fuck you July 24, 2015

Simole

A common literary typo wherein an individual mistyped the word, "simple".

Oh no, I accidentally typed simole instead of simple.

Simole by Jevburl August 13, 2022

simpleflips

Shout out to easy jumps

He is only the best streamer/ speedrun

Finally caught a simpleflips stream last night, he tried to get one star for an hour, then threw up on the floor, then fell asleep on stream great entertainer he is

simpleflips by Idkduck December 26, 2017

Shmole 

A “friend” who’s heart is in the right place but doesn’t bring anything to the table and sucks overall in terms of fun.

JT: Bro, is Alex coming.
Chad: Yeah bro.

JT: Not chill. That Shmole needs to get boked.
Chad: You are right. Unfortunate but very necessary.

Shmole by Chadwick46 June 28, 2019

Nina Simone 

A goddess of the Jazz age, and major civil rights activist during the 1960s.

Born Eunice Kathleen Waymon on February 21, 1933, she was the 6th child of a preacher and dreamt of becoming a concert pianist, but was denied a scholarship(rumored perhaps because she was black). She began playing in clubs in Philadelphia, was eventually picked up by Bethlehem Recordings, and her version of "I Loves You Porgy" was a smash hit in 1958.

She stuck with Jazz, Blues, R&B, and Pop for much of her career, but also branched into classical, folk, and gospel. Between 1958 and 1974 she recorded over 40 albums.

She retired to souther France in 1993, and after a long struggle with breast cancer, died in her sleep on April 21, 2003. Her funeral was attended by hundreds, most notably Elton John.

Most popular songs include "Feeling Good", "I Loves You Porgy", "I Put a Spell on You", and "Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood".

When I heard Nina Simone's "Feeling Good" for the first time, I realize Michael Buble was absolute garbage.

Nina Simone by Clarko95 July 7, 2012

Shmole 

An undesirable in a friend group, someone you can’t get rid of

Yo I told the shmole not to come but he came anyways

Shmole by Kunt grunt February 6, 2019