Shrekking it

When, after smoking a large amount of marijuana, a person actually becomes green in the face, appearing slightly like Shrek from the movie, Shrek

Collin: Dude, Nathan you smoked so much weed.

Nathan: Uhh.... Dude....

Jackson: Nathan, you're like... Shrekking it right now, you're so high.

Collin: Yeah dude, you're totally green.

by Greenmanman November 27, 2009

sherking

- shitting and jerking off at the same time

Hey Baby - Last night I was sherking, shitting my pants while dreaming of fucking YOU.

by joe May 13, 2005

Sherking

Shoulder twerking. The act of aggressively shaking one’s arm booty (AKA shoulders) in an up and down motion

“Yeet, dude! Whats she doin bruh?”
“OMFG broski, she be sherking!”

by Yeetbroski February 15, 2019

sherking

Masturbating in the shower.

Brian: What took you so long, were you sherking again?

by LionelFritzyJungle June 7, 2010

Shrewing

'Shrewing' is the term given to lubricating the female shfincter with liquids not primarily designed for lubrication. Such liquids may include yoghurt, milkshake, toothpaste, irn bru and brylcream. Shrewing is usually used when anal sex is desired but the necessary lubricants are not readily available.

'oh shit i forgot to bring my vaseline'
'no worries, just shrew me with this chicken liver pate'

'im allergic to water based luricant, were gonna hav to do some shrewing if you want to penetrate my colon'

'fuck im out of lube, ill hav to shrew you with this fromage frais'

by meakyboy69 January 10, 2010

shrekning

the day when the overlord shrek destroys the world. The mighty ogre will come down from the sky and break shit.

dude, you insult me now, but wait for the shrekning. I will be a king by his side.

by The nightwing April 10, 2015

Shrekinslap

Smacking your dong to a image of shrecks arse

I shrekinslaped last night

by Shrekpendragon69 July 17, 2022