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Shoshana

The hottest, sexiest, most beautiful, lovely, enchanting, amazing, awesome, fun, crazy, did i mention sexy, hilarious, funny, did i mention amazing, Girl in the World. 110% The perfect girl. Awkwardly non-awkard. The dictionary definition of every adjective listed above. She lifts the spirits of anyone who is around her, and makes them smile like :D. She is the single BEST girl in the world. She is easy to get along with, not too shy, but not too outgoing, and she always know's the perfect time for a joke. She always says the most hilarious joke, with perfect timing, and an incredible laugh following. She has a very gentle heart, a benign smile, and is very kind. If you were to sum her up into two words, they would be PERFECT GIRL. It is annoyingly almost impossible to get her to make a decision, but she's cute enough to not have to. The way she makes you feel is not possible to describe, but to try and express it would only bring up words as closely possible to complete bliss, happiness, joy, elation, etc. She IS love ad beauty put into one, and she lives a life filled with it too.
XOXO

...also the hardest to shop for on Valentines day, when you have to think out of the triangle!
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Bro: Hey I'm the luckiest man in the world!

Friend: Why?

Bro: Im dating Shoshana!

Friend: OMG u r the luckiest guy in the world!!!
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Girl: What does he think of me?
Friend:He thinks you're a Shoshana!
Girl: OMG YAY!
by LuckiestGuyInTheWorld March 9, 2012
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Shoshanna

An amazing girl who you want to be friends with. She’s super funny and can’t be controlled by anyone.
She’s so funny, Shoshanna. I’m so happy to be her friend!
by Heyitsava December 28, 2017
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Saposexual

A behavior of becoming attracted to or aroused by intelligence and its use.Origins: From the Latin root sapien, wise or intelligent, and Latin sexualis, to the sexes.
I'm a saposexual. I cannot date a dumb person. After all, the brain is the largest sex organ!
by SK254 July 28, 2014
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shossing

Shossing, or shossin' comes from a combination of the words, shit, shower, and toss or tossing.
To be one who is a shosser, or guilty of shossing they must first have shat into their own hand whilst in the shower, and then tossed said feces into the toilet.
'remember that girl from the other night'
-"yeah, howd that go? you toss her salad?"
'yeah well the next morning she tried shossing for the first time, IN MY BATHROOM, that bitch missed the bowl and just climbed out my bathroom window.'
-"i hope it was solid."
by joepus April 11, 2008
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Shoshana

A awesome,cool, hot girl who is able to get any guy she wants. Everyone loves to be around a shoshana. A shoshana is a trend setter and has everyone copying her ideas because they think she's so cool and everyone wants to be her.
you're such a Shoshana
by hotchicks999 February 2, 2012
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shospice

Collaboration of the word hospice and shop.

Phrase meaning to go to the hospice for food and then to the shop afterwards.
person1- "Coming to the shospice?"
person2- "Aye well up for the shospice im starving"
by Local shospice punter April 1, 2008
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Shopsticks

Someone who stands still in a store, remaining in the way. One who walks in the door and stops, blocking those following.
I couldn't get down the aisle because of all the shopsticks gabbing.
by Smartycat September 25, 2010
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