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shoots

A word from Chaminade College in Toronto denoting that something is an obvious lie. In other words meaning bullshit. Often followed by a hand forming the shape of a gun.
1. I ahd sex with Jessica Alba last night.
2. Ok thats a shoots buddy!
1. No, I'm serious.
2. SHOOTS!
by Mr. Dark October 6, 2006
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Shoota

An Ork slang word for gun, used in the Warhammer 40k video games and Tabletop.

Due to the low level intelligence that the Old ones departed on to such creatures, they talk in slang, mostly substituting 'c' for 'k' and ending everything with an 'a' or 'z. Most words lack in ending consonants.

It is the Will of the God Emperor, that we destroy these beasts, in order to safeguard the galaxy.
Ork: "Boss, We gots our Shoota's ready to go Dakka Dakka Dakka"

Boss: "Good... Cuz we were made for Fightin and Winnin"
by Commisar Ederick June 26, 2008
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shoots

person 1: Wanna c a pic?
person 2: shoots
by Stimpy May 13, 2005
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eats, shoots and leaves

The title of an excellent book. It generally tells about the downfall of british language and punctuation and grammar, etc.
Below is the reason the book is called this. If you don't 'get' it, don't bother reading the book.
A panda walks into a cafe. He walks up to the waiter and orders a chicken sandwich. He eats it, then whips a pistol from somewhere in his fur. He fires two shots into the air, then makes his way to the door. Before he leaves, the waiter runs up to him shouting 'What ARE you doing?!' The panda looks fed up. He whipped out a badly punctuated nature book, then flicked it to the page about pandas. pointing to one part, he told the waiter to read.
The waiter read: 'Panda; eats, shoots and leaves'
by ShinShanShoob June 11, 2006
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shootah

Am extremely talented individual who shoots semen like a water pistol or super soaker, depending upon the mood.
Damn check that spot on the wall, it came jetting in from miles away...must have been from shootah!
by mega December 22, 2004
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Shoota

A basketball player that publicly showcases their own individual shooting skills. They make three-point field goals in basketball (also three pointer, three or trey) a 3-point shooter, a hooper/baller that hits daggers/headshots/tre’ bombs, ‘from downtown’! Bang!!
1. He’s a 92% three-point shoota

2. “The best shoota’s shoot the exact same way every single time they look at the basket.”
3. Gotta be one of the best Shootas in the league!
by Lgnds_nvr_die July 10, 2021
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Shoota

A Shoota is anyone who shoots a basketball. Every player on the court is a Shoota.
“He’s a 98 percent free throw Shoota”
“Steph is the best Shoota in the league
“Gaurd them close, she’s a three point Shoota”
by YoungOGtheOne May 10, 2022
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