SHOFNAR

Sudden Hard-On For No Apparent Reason. when you get a random boner with no sexual arrousal.

usually coming at a very inappropriate and random time like walking into church, walking to class through campus, or while taking your plates to the sink at christmas dinner.

by theFZA May 4, 2005

piece of shof

A phrase from Tyler Joseph's tweet, "gotobed you pieceof shof."

I take it to mean "piece of crap."

My old phone was a piece of shof.

go to bed you piece of shof

by NotJoshDun April 15, 2019

Shogofa

Shogofa is a Pashto or Persian word meaning cherry blossom .
Shogofa is a funny, caring and most sweetest person you will ever meet . If you know shogofa , your the most luckiest person , because she is the right person for you ! She will keep you close to her heart !

Your so lucky to have shogofa in your life .

She’s such a Shogofa

by Shogofa October 26, 2019

Shoefucker

The urge to fuck someone so bad you would fuck anything pertaining to them, including their shoe.

I am so hot for him, I would willingly become a shoefucker.

by spunkynms May 29, 2009

noob fo shoob

A noob so undeniably new and inexperienced at a particular activity or event that it is fo sho inarguable whether that person is a noob or not anymore. By being called a noob fo shoob, it is without a doubt that that person is terrible or lame and everyone else knows it.

Curtis: You are a noob fo shoob.
Jer: I'm so noob I don't even have a comeback.
Matt: Owned.

by BigTestedCoals January 20, 2009

shmoofka

Noun; used as nomenclature for small eastern Asian dog breeds. The dog is also described as aggressive and territorial. Its literal translation in Old East Slavic tongue is small dog. Synonyms: Crazy, Outgoing, etc.

Girl: I just got a new puppy; do you want to see him?
Boy: I saw him on your Snap, he is outgoing right?
Girl: Yeah, he is really a shmoofka.

by 6.022 August 27, 2020

Shohf

shoft verb, shohfed, shohf-ing

1. The act of Sweeping Her Off Her Feet

Jonathan failed to shohf Megan Fox.

by bigbadbearzy December 28, 2009