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Wine Shits

Extremely loose, wet stool that is induced by drinking too much wine of any variety. Wine Shits are known for their extremely rancid, stench and shit vapors bouquet. The remnant smell of Wine Shits is known to linger for extended periods of time and are most often encountered in office restrooms on Monday mornings after the office's resident wine connoisseurs have been on a weekend bender.
No one wanted to use the Men's restroom on Monday morning. Ron was well known for making his usual early morning arrival and sharing a wicked smelling case of the Wine Shits from his weekend wine bender.
by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2015
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have the shits

To have diarrhea. To go to the bathroom and evacuate your bowels in liquid form.

It can also be used if you have a lot of belly pain and have to go constantly to the bathroom for number two.
Poor Mary, she has the shits.
My cat had the shits last night.
I think I have the shits.
by NAjA November 26, 2013
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weed shits

weed shits generally happen after a long night of blazing and trying to stem the tide of munchies. As we all know the best food to deal with said munchies is junk food which is barely digestible. Therefore the next morning about 90% of the food that was consumed is forced out the opposite end that it went in.
Oh man i just had the worst case of the weed shits in my life
by ajax2220 October 31, 2009
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sodexo shits

after eating sodexo's college food, its when your ass lets loose the second that you sit down and feels like your shooting fire out your ass

typically a daily occurring incident if you are on a meal plan. tend to happen all semester, unless you eat real food or go home to eat mom's home cooking
after i ate lunch today in the cafeteria, i got the sodexo shits
by collegestudentshitter August 22, 2012
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shit to end all shits

Something you say after taking a huge shit, where it feels like it's the biggest one you ever took in your life.
Holy crap! I took the best dump right now! It was the shit to end all shits! If I died right now, I'd be happy , the shit was THAT good!
by LonePooper January 3, 2018
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Shitsco

Of or relating to a kid who craped his pants at newsome high school in the year 2008-2009.
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Sir ShitsAlot

Someone, usually a guy, who has dirrhea. Especially after Taco Bell.
Where's sir shitsalot at?

tim?

Yeah.

at taco bell again.
by awesomeman134679 December 28, 2010
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