Popular parlor game enjoyed by tweakers and crack heads alike.(sometimes known as carpet farming)Whereas said tweaker..(with or without a flashlight) obsessively searches for a renegade piece of dope that may or may not exist.
by Maak4060 May 10, 2016
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The moderators of the forum are most likely the biggest cocksucking faggots in the history of the internet.
These douchebags actually think that hold a position of power over a bunch of morons who kiss their ass because they are afraid of the ban hammer, thanks to their worthless and ridiculously high post count.
The moderators of the forum are most likely the biggest cocksucking faggots in the history of the internet.
These douchebags actually think that hold a position of power over a bunch of morons who kiss their ass because they are afraid of the ban hammer, thanks to their worthless and ridiculously high post count.
Sherdog poster:" BJ penn is a whining faggot"
positivebalance (greastest sherdog forum moderator ever): "fuck you motherfucker! don't diss my husband! arghhhhhhhhhhhh!" (*strikes teh ban hammer*)
positivebalance (greastest sherdog forum moderator ever): "fuck you motherfucker! don't diss my husband! arghhhhhhhhhhhh!" (*strikes teh ban hammer*)
by GreaseStPierre May 25, 2009
Get the Sherdog Forum Moderator mug.I did a line earlier, oh my God it was so good, oh wow, I did a line, but not just any line, it was a super long line, it was the length of a shardstick. Is there an ice pick sticking out the back of my head?
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Get the Shard mug.When you first get out of jail and you attempt to get high on dope. The smallest amount turns you into a shard tard.
by ivana flailsomemore November 27, 2016
Get the Shard tard mug.A person who just isn't on the level. Someone who isnt going to be helpful and doesn't want to be. Generally in the way and causing everyone else to do more than necessary to accomplish daily life tasks. Synonyms: Gump, Gomer, Clown, Ass, Loser.
That shmed who couldn't run his register wasted 10 minutes, and now I'm late.
Don't bring your shmed friend next time, he managed to make bowling not fun.
Don't bring your shmed friend next time, he managed to make bowling not fun.
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