Shiv

(noun) A person around his early 20's, who has a horrible, self-proclaimed nickname.

Matt: Hey, Steven, what do you think about my sick new nickname?
Steven: What is it?
Matt: (insert corny nickname)
Steven: Comeon man, you're such a shiv.

by Steve_owned February 21, 2012

Shiv

In hockey, a goalie that lets in a lot of goals.

In other words, a goalie that sucks.

Shit, 7-0 in the first period?! The goalie is a shiv.

by gimme the money November 03, 2016

Shiv

To be afraid of; to shiver with fear

I am not afraid of you. I don't shiv.

by The Notorious R.O.D June 26, 2004

shiv

According to the power that is the T9 mobile phone dictionary, the definition of shiv must be, "Of less than acceptable quality"

That car is a pile of shiv

by moleymole September 06, 2006

shiv

(noun)

an internet douche everybody loves

He's not a troll, he's a shiv.

by iamfroggy August 24, 2008

shiv

another way of saying 'shit' in a more pleasant and more polite manner. also another word t9 will spell when typing in shit.

"shiv chubi, you hella scared me."

by Taylor Kayfes June 14, 2008

shiv

A device or tool used to unlock a lock without using a key

the police officer openned my car door with a shiv

by GetItRightStupidPeople November 30, 2011