boregasm

When you get so bored you just start masturbating out of sheer despair.

I was bored last night I started masturbating for something to do, though boregasms are not as satisfying as sex...

by Ovidien February 16, 2007

shiv

a pile of stuff that has come together naturally, not intentionally, on the floor, sofa or desk.

"Mind that shiv there on your way to the kitchen-"

"That's a nice shiv collecting there in the corner."

by ovidien March 22, 2008