shitfuck

a good term for all the other motorists (not you, of course..we know you're a great driver!)
but for everyone else on the road.

Example: "You'd better not smash me, you shitfuck"

"This shitfuck bastard won't get out of my way and I need to get home and smoke!

by pooooopyourpants September 16, 2011

shitfuck

when you know shits about to be fucked

Person to other person when they spill my cereal: you 'bout to be shitfucked in a moment or two

by I peed my pant s June 17, 2019

shitfuck

an expression used when something has gone horribly wrong.

another way of saying anal sex.

"did you do the project due today?" "SHITFUCK that was due today??"

"yea man we shitfucked"

by someonechanged January 1, 2010

shitfucker

A guy who fucks shit

"I like to fuck shits"

"Then you're a shitfucker"

by wtf is this shit February 6, 2012

shitfuck

A sex game, personally my favorite:

1. Get as many men as you can
2. Have all the men sit in a circle
3. All the woman shit on the men's dicks until they start to cum
4. After a while, the men fling their cocks and the person who flings the shit highest gets to fuck any women of his choice

There's also a version of this with women, so they don't miss out on fucking someone of their choice!

I just won the shitfuck hosted at Penis High, I got to choose my sexy gf and fuck her in the ass and i cummed so much ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by DaCuteRaccoon January 19, 2022

Shitfuck

When you and your girl are having sexual intercourse, and while fucking, she shits on you.

Dammit! This damn bitch done shitfucked on me.

by ErIk10891000 November 21, 2020

Shitfuck

Its when someone smells like shit and is shit has sex

Oh you smell like shitfuck

by Blala a January 19, 2017