Shitdick

1. What you get from having anal sex.
2. Slang for "Stupid Bitch".
1. Yo, does it look like I have Shitdick?
2. You shitdick!
by The Squid March 20, 2003
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Shitdick

Having a woman put feces on a mans penis, then lubricate his penis with the feces, and engage sexual intercourse.
My girlfriend and I shitdick every day before we sleep.
by TacoPuss33 May 10, 2014
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Holy Shitdicks

An expression used when you see something really insane, or when feeling something incredibly intense.
by Nicc Mofuckin Farber, July 30, 2010
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shitdick

you have a penis shaped poo
by Ian April 10, 2003
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shitdick

the guy everyone knows that will fuck anyone, anywhere. also known as a hound, or manslut.
Woody is such a shitdick, have you seen his girlfriend? she is a butta-face.
by G-Diddy March 25, 2005
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shitdick breath

the foul smelling breath that occurs after a male or female has been fucked in the anus and then proceeds to suck on the same penis.
Beiss's shitdick breath wreaked of his own asshole and Priest's penis.
by DannyProvidence February 22, 2008
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