shitbag

a VERY commonly used military term that refers to an individual that is incapable of preforming the simpliest of tasks or instructions. Closely related to a buddy fucker, this individual is worthless, a drain on the squad/platoon, and is usually the guy that gets pushed onto the grenade.

Private Justin Dunham is a worthless foot powder mailing, locker tipping, model tank breaking shitbag, and the fact he is getting married and going to reproduce frightens me.

by kassfactor March 24, 2009

shitbag war whore

A military wife that cheats on her husband and doesn't use protection thus winding up preggers.

Judy's husband, Jerry, deployed for a year to Iraq.

Judy fucked harry.

Judy got pregnant and Jerry finds out. Bad military wife bad!You're such a shitbag war whore

by savvy momma May 15, 2009

shitarette

A cigarette consumed by the user in an attempt to ease bowel movements.

"I'll take my turn in the bathroom in a couple minutes right after I smoke a shitarette."

"Want to finish this half-smoked grit? I just needed a quick shitarette and it already did the trick."

"Get out of the bathroom!" yelled Jeff as he shut the front door and removed his jacket, having just returned -- buttcheeks clenched -- from his morning shitarette.

by Mr. Constipation April 20, 2009

Eric Shitbag

Verb - to Eric - to ditch plans with the lads in order to spend time with a female.

Insult - someone who partakes in the previously mentioned activity

Origin - Thirsk, North Yorkshire

"Awh man. Connor is ericcing to see his bird."
"Don't be an Eric Shitbag Connor"

by Shawaddywaddy mk.2 March 1, 2020

shitbaggery

The act of using any availiable resource to avoid working. This act generally requires weak excuses or more effort than the originally required.

Bob: "The boss wants me to write this spreadsheet by tomorrow- so I told him that my Mom died"

Fred: "that's some shitbaggery right there!"

by shitbagger September 1, 2007

shitbreather

something of inferior quality or a person or pet worthy of little regard

Tahoe (pet dog), stop pissin on the rug you little shitbreather!

by Benjamin Giggles January 27, 2003

Army Shitbag

A Soldier, typically a Non-Comissioned Officer, who possesses no integrity whatsoever.

A good example of an Army Shitbag would be SSG Hawley of the Delaware National Guard. SSG Hawley lies, steals and has no value whatsoever.

by Garvey1928 March 9, 2012