(Noun) - Slang for a black urban male. Historically, black urban males prefer to have one hand on their crotch as if they are constantly shitfing it in one direction or the other.
God-like moderator of the Codename:Network Forums, absolutely 1337 in every way possible, can do all the stuff that Jesus can and more. Upon hearing the word, you may feel a sence of inspiration from God, and can draw your energy from the all-mighty Shifty!
See also - Rufus'Pwner
Jesus-Toppler
1) That post was so worthwile and non-senseless, I thought it was one of Shiftys!
Can be followed by "1111" to denote many excalimation points, as Shift + 1 places an "!" symbol on a standard keyboard configuration. Precede with omg if you like.
1) A excalamation that represents "shit" because their may be adults or somebody around that may find you offensive or immature.
1)
Jo Bo: I have contracted AIDS.
Masa: Holy Shifty Me TOO!!!
2)
Garon: Damn I got to take a shifty!! Get out of the way.!!
3)
McNally: When I was at footballpractice I saw Reno take a Shifty!!
Hong: Hey Reno did you take a shifty on the field?
Reno: No...Who told you!?!?!?!?