Shaggy

The size of your pepe. It's the length from where the pee is stored (obviously the balls) to the tip of your prince albert.

Bro, I just got 5 more on my Shaggy last night

by LUIGI #1 January 28, 2019

Shaggy

Da jenius who rote "ur my angle, ur my darlin angle. closer than my peeps u r 2 me". f*** joos nootin. shaggy rote dat shit all by hisself

dat shaggy is so 2k1 he rites all his own shit.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 14, 2003

Shaggy

1) One with unkempt long hair

2) Scooby-Doo character who is reknown for his appetite and fear of ghosts

3) A young male from Ohio who is the sexiest man alive

Shaggy needs a shower.

Shaggy ran from the bad guy.

I want to fuck shaggy

by Sir Mix-A-Lot May 18, 2003

Shaggy

a guy who is barely growin hairs on his chin, like the 9 hairs on shaggy's chin.

Oh dude, you need to shave. Your lookin like shaggy.

by DIM May 20, 2003

Shaggy

Shaggy, is the ever immortal and ever so powerful being. he harnesses all powers from every soul or being of which he erases from existence, thusfore eventually forcing Shaggy to face his own creator, God himself, shaggy used 41% percent of his infinite power to incinerate God in order to harness his ultimate power. Shaggy now possesses unimaginable power, yet typically portrays himself as a lvl 0 Mortal Human (i.e average American human).

Has previously erased the 2nd dimension for fun using 3.8% of his power.

Also detests LGBTQRSVP members and summons them to eternal pain.

Iron Man: the last infinity stone is in this sandwich thanos.

Thanos: you really think a sandwich will stop me fool? *Kill sandwich*

Shaggy: Hey has anyone seen my sandwich??

Thanos: 🤐😭😱

by @sarotajohn January 28, 2019

Shaggy

A fag with a fag life style and a crooked dick

Shaggy is a fag with a crooked dick

by Tomasmaneee April 14, 2016

Shaggy

A type of teacher that tends to get emotionally disturbed by a lot of things. Also more likely to jump out of a window than others. Hobbies include grooming black cats, smoking weed and crying to themselves about anything. Aged 50-54, they tend to live in shared apartments with other teachers in Hove

Person 1: Oi Bruv did you see that kid do a Shaggy
Person 2: Oh shit, I hope he survives

by Gdons Is a Nonce 69 November 27, 2018