Size 13 Nikes

If you wear these shoes you may have the hardest life.. try MENS size 13 Nike’s. No one beats you

John: I was in a car accident

Avery: you think that’s bad. I wear size 13 nikes...men’s size 13 nikes

John: *goes in shock because of how bad he situation is and forgets he’ll never be able to walk again*

by Just wanted to put one thing October 5, 2019

Seibert

A person with either a large nose, a bowl cut, or the ability to play the clarinet. Descendant of both the squidward and the shanth

Max looked towards the boy, and said

"God, that kid is SUCH a Seibert!"

by sluurp October 25, 2009

bite-size

Someone who is small and tiny, is often known as "bite-size"

Grass, you are like...bite-size

by breadfromNYC June 2, 2011

foot size

Another word for penis length.

"you really have a crush on him? Have you seen the size of his feet?!"

"Foot size doesn't matter.."

by YaWhy October 22, 2015

Size Lord

The AlphaChads of a production based career or endeavor. A legendary sales god that moves weight like Pablo.
A size lord closes more deals in a week than you’ll ever get your grimy hands on in your entire lifetime. Size lords are monstrous producers in whatever industry they decide to slam their magnum dongs into and take no prisoners while doing so. Finance, insurance, real estate, dope game, auto sales, arms dealing, etc. - whatever their field, size lords out perform the rest of the 99% and spend their fat stacks on deal sleds that scream “this guy fucks”.

“Sam just crushed this cold call bro. Closed the dude like 4 times and got the deal back in house already signed by legal and ready to close.”

“That’s because Sam is a fucking size lord”

“I wish we weren’t interns anymore”

by salesmammoth July 14, 2021

Droppin' a Seibel

To fart with either extreme stench (room-clearing) or a fart of epic proportions

Dude i ate too much at Taco Bell earlier - I feel like Droppin' a Seibel...

by Blonde Haired Midget January 13, 2011

Travel Size Relationship

Travel size relationships: When one goes somewhere for a specified length of time and finds somebody to sleep with for exactly that length of time. No more, no less. Normally only the traveler is aware of the actual lifespan of the relationship. These relationships are commonly encountered in military communities.

Hey bro, aren't you supposed to be seeing that hottie you met in Arizona while you were in training?
No way, that was just a travel size relationship! I'm back with my wife in CA now.

by Littlemissme May 16, 2013