Seinfeld

verb or noun to describe entertainers who refuse to keep their material updated with the times and have been irrelevant for at least 20 years whining about audiences no longer finding their tired old schtick amusing

“Roseanne Barr was on Fox News last night and seinfelded about ‘woke college radicals’ for seven straight minutes!”

“Bill Maher really pulled a seinfeld in his monologue last night after nobody laughed at yet another of his boomer bitchfests masquerading as a stand-up routine.”

Seinfeld by Helena Hanbasket April 30, 2024

Seinfeld dream

a dream "about nothing". A dream that goes on and on with different scenes and people coming and going, but has no plot.

Tim - "You were in my dream last night."
Sue - "Really? What was the dream about?"
Tim - "Nothing, really. It was a Seinfeld dream."

Seinfeld dream by pancakejones December 19, 2009

seinfeld moment 

A situation that is so ridiculous that it seems like it would appear on an episode of seinfeld.

I had a total seinfeld moment when Jeff got mad that I double-dipped a chip.

seinfeld moment by strongbad69 November 20, 2009

Seinfeld party 

A party in which the participants are celebrating something which would normally not deserve celebration. These parties usually take place to end a partying dry-spell.

While Seinfeld is a show about nothing, a Seinfeld party is a party for nothing.

Guy: Hey, are you coming to the celebration, tonight?
Girl: What are you celebrating?
Guy: The date! It's 10/10/10!
Girl: ...Why would you have a whole party for that?
Guy: It's a Seinfeld party!

Seinfeld party by Deuce stain October 15, 2010

Seinfeld rape 

When watching an episode of Seinfeld is forced upon a person.

Lauren: "Last night I was at my boyfriends house, and I experienced the worst type of Seinfeld rape imaginable... a three hour marathon."

Tyler: "My god, how did you escape"

Lauren: "Little kicks"

Seinfeld rape by Tyler The Key July 30, 2009

Seinfeld Syndrome 

The feeling that among your group of friends, you are the only normal one.

"My wacky friends are all driving me crazy! If it's not one weird problem, it's another."

"Damn, sounds like hardcore Seinfeld Syndrome."

Seinfeld Syndrome by Baseball Heavy August 10, 2007

seinfeld bet 

A bet that requires a ton of honesty between a group of people. This bet was first introduced in Seinfeld in which a group of people bet on who can the longest with out masterbaiting. However it is quite is easy to win this bet if you lie.

Man I knew I could never go more than 3 weeks with jerking off. I really shouldn't ahve been a part of that seinfeld bet. (Zipper sound trousers drop) Might as well get my money's worth!!!

seinfeld bet by Bob is your aunt September 11, 2005