Salami Smack

To take your schwanson and smack it across the face of a hot girl. Can be performed on any girl, who is a 6 or higher. Don't waste good deli meat on ugly girls.

Gina was lookin fine today! I'd totally salami smack her!

by Company Man aka Hero January 28, 2012

Salam khubi

"Salam khubi" is "Hi, how are you" in Farsi. Which is spoken in Iran.

If you say "Salam khubi" to someone it means that you are saying hello and asking how they are.

by JamesCelic February 13, 2010

salema

A nice and independent person. She's very confident and beautiful but unique in her own way. She has a good side and a naughty side but never does things without thinking through it first.

She is such a salema

by saffire123 January 7, 2014

Salem bin Laden

brother of Osama bin Laden, in 1979 he provided financing for George W Bush to start a small oil company called Arbusto this was the beginning of a long friendship and business relationship between the Bush family and the bin Laden family

Bush's friendship with Salem bin Laden has surely clouded his judgement in dealing with Osama bin Laden. Instead of aggressively persuing Osama, Bush invaded Iraq, removed Osama's mortal enemy Saddam Hussein from power and turned Iraq over to al Qaida.

by Michael_Hunt May 25, 2008

salami twist

Is when two fat guys spit roast an Italian woman.

John and Chris totally gave Carmella a salami twist

by dirtyirishman February 14, 2015

salami pouch

vagina, pussy, cunt, slit, ax wound, stink hole, stink pocket.

I put my cock in her salami pouch.

by Smee487 July 18, 2010

Salami vice

Having the grip of a silverback gorilla as a result of chronic masterbation.

*leans in for handshake*
Person #1: Ouch! Dude you have a serious case of salami vice.
Person #2: Sorry man, I have a problem.

by That1guy626 August 28, 2016