Russophilia

A sexual disorder (also known as nationalist cuck syndrome) typically characterized by an obsession with russian dictators and a desire to suck their dicks or otherwise bottoming for them often for the purpose of "triggering" any real or perceived liberals.

Characterized by

Constant checks to Reddit, Twitter, and possibly 4chan
Bloodshot eyes from long nights of arguing with people they believe to be "libs" over the internet
Overuse of slang such as cuck, soy, lib, beta etc.
Loneliness as family and friends alike distance themselves from all the above behavior
Fantasies surrounding russian dictators degrading the subject sexually or some other form of submission
Constant internet posts surrounding the Ukraine-Russia war and how hard the Russians are winning despite available evidence

Dave: "Yo did notice Bryan has a russian flag in his Twitter handle?"
Aaron: "Yea he's been getting super weird and posting constantly about Russia, I think he might have russophilia..."
Dave: "Maybe we should get him to a psychiatrist"
Bryan: mmmmmmmm putins dick...

by Bones-Destroyer 666 June 13, 2022

nick russo

A fucking king

Damn Nick Russo! you're such a beast bro!!!

by NickNohnson October 22, 2015

Rumson

A town with one of the highest drug rates in all of NJ. Only topped by Newark, Camden, Asbury Park, and Irvington.

Go to Rumson if you want drugs.

by dd corbin September 25, 2009

rumson's finest

Street name for the infamous "Big Bad Boo" Olson

Rumson's finest is known for pissing in garbage cans and smoking unlit cigarrettes in cabs

by JJ Redington January 8, 2009

Russo

A man with a large Penis

I wish I had a Russo

by Boski1101 December 15, 2016

Nick russo

A very sexy man with a huge penis and is very sweet and cute and has many friends

That nick Russo kid is looking nice.

by Ruse baby January 5, 2020

russosexual

1. (adj.) a sexual orientation in which one is attracted, sometimes exclusively, to people of Russian ethnicity and/or nationality.

2. (noun) a person with a russosexual sexual orientation.

Every russosexual man wished he could be Edward Snowden when Anna Chapman proposed to him.

by jvt July 1, 2014