Rubenesque

A woman that has a similar body shape to the style of women painted by Rubens. Not just any slightly overweight woman. Not just any girl who has round hips or a bum. The women in Rubens paintings were often very plump, with large round hips. While it was once a compliment, now it often a criticism or back handed compliment.

Don't call a girl Rubenesque if you have never looked at Peter Paul Rubens paintings.

by November May 15, 2005

Ruben

Is a sexi guy

Ruben is so sexi

by Rubenskipop June 19, 2019

Ruben

A sexy guy, with one hell of a deep voice that makes all the girls fall in love. I want me some Ruben <3

My man Ruben has a sexy voice <3

by That stalking Succubus <3 January 1, 2012

Rusten

A person with a big dick, a short body and low self esteem, but secretly doesn't give a fuck

Wow that Rusten is short but he's probably big in bed

by Oh no 12345 March 3, 2019

Ruben

Has big PP and pulls all the shorties and soccer moms

Ruben is alpha

by Pee pee poo poo 124 January 17, 2021

Rubened

getting so drunk that you pass out, vomit, and/or need to go to the hospital.
spending all of your cab money on shots and taking the ambulance home.

Sigz: "Debarb got Rubened again last night."
Vicki: "Wow, there's a shocker."

Marisa: "I'm so getting Rubened tonight."

by vickkiiii August 26, 2009

Ruben

A guy who is mixed with multiple ethnicity's who's very good looking. Who's caring and committed to loving one and only girl that catches his heart who's name just happens to be Jenny. he's very athletic, fit, has a great taste in music, an exceptional dancer, funny, smart, outgoing. Ruben is truly an amazing person which no other guy competes with.

Ruben loves his Bae.

by Santana Martinez June 2, 2014