prince rupert

The rainiest and darkest city in all of Canada, Rupertites are known for their artistic savvy because they are house riddin for the 364 rainy days in the year. having nothing to do but read books, listen to music, and go on the internet Rupertites are much paler than the typical Canadian.

Bob the Rupertite: "man this new Radiohead album is great"
Fred the Rupertite: "yeah It's good to walk to"
Bob the Rupertite: "you go outside?"
Fred the Rupertite: "yeah"
Bob the Rupertite: "were you born in Prince Rupert?"
Fred the Rupertite: "yeah..."
Bob the Rupertite: "you must be crazy then"
Fred the Rupertite: *shrug*

by J3sS# November 14, 2007

Rupert Murdoch

A "Rupert Murdoch" is a sexual act in which the person pisses on the bodies of murdered children and soldiers, then ejaculates on them, thus making the piss/semen mix "fair and balanced".

I heard that you can get a Rupert Murdoch in Bangkok for only 5 dollars.

by Practical Anarchist July 12, 2011

Sir Rupert the Bear

A perverted bear like creature that lurks in UK.Very dangerous when horny has a an affection to Margaret Thatcher and Angela Merkel who fancies as the ultimate dominatrix.

Oh Shit is Sir Rupert the Bear hide your daughters.

by asid72 January 9, 2012

Rupert's Paradox

You find yourself in a situation in which you must have sexual intercourse with two females separately. The catch is that their collective age must equal 20 years. Thus, if one was 12 years old, the other must be 8 years old. If one was 19 years old, the other must be 1 year old, and so on. What do you do?

Rupert's Paradox has baffled the minds of scholars for years.

"I look to a day when people will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by how they respond to Rupert's Paradox."
-MLK

by Napkin Gladwell September 8, 2011

rupert grint

The hottest hottie in the world of hotties!!!!!

person1: guess what!?
person2: What?!?
person1: Rupert Grint is a hottie
person2: AHH! I know!!! Hes soooo hott!
person1: Lets go find him and bring him to your basement
person2: OHH! yea so we can rape him!
persin1: Potato's are yummy!

------------OR------------

person1: Rupert Grint is a hottie!
person2: Yea, he is.....!
person1: Are you thinking what Im thinking?
person2: BASEMENT RAPE!!!!!

by Wickedly Awesome!!! September 24, 2006

repertoire

The entire range of skills or aptitudes or devices used in a particular field or occupation.

1. A back-flip is not in my normal repertoire of moves.
2. Jill has a large repertoire of languages and dialects (not)

by Jill Banks November 29, 2006

Rupert delay

When a person takes an abnormally large amount of time to figure out a joke . Usually due to the person being stoned or stupid or in rare cases both.

Your Rupert delay is massive when your drunk.

by Sniippered March 5, 2022