runaway pickle

When your detachable penis hops off and runs away.

Damn we got a runaway pickle

by ShrekIsLifeShrekIsLove420 July 27, 2014

Runaway Bride

The pinnacle example of the permanent female condition of confusion.

A woman who ends up getting EXACTLY what she wants and it scares her to the core as she has always had the loser mentality. Therefore, she runs from the endgame finality of a success. See also: cold feet

Runaway Bride Jennifer Wilbanks is to women what foul ball cathing Cub fan Steve Bartman is to men: a monumental comedic screwup.

by Yep Yep July 11, 2005

runaway ego syndrome

This syndrome could happen at any time but can be intensified by the consumption of alcohol. This is what happens when one cannot stop bragging on themself and all of their best qualities. When alcohol is involved, they may make the same statements repeatedly and loudly as a means of inforcing the validity of the statement and/or tell stories that magnify their greatness.

Hey boss, I am really glad to see you out tonight. I wanted to talk to you about the recent promotion I put in for. I know you gave the position to Mike but I think there are a few things you overlooked....

Two friends watching interaction painfully in the distance;
Friend 1: Oh man, Sam has a bad case of runaway ego syndrome tonight. Should we save him?
Friend 2: No man, let's let it play out a little bit first.

by Kaelli June 16, 2010

runaway model

A model who ran away from home to become a model.

Mr. and Mrs. Klum miss their daughter Heidi ever since she became a runaway model.

by ni2 June 1, 2011

runawayidal

The act of wanting to run away. similar to suicidal but instead of suicide, running away.

Im feeling runawayidal, i just wanna get away

by Paul M. :) January 10, 2008

Runaway Asswipe

When you install a new roll of toilet paper and as soon as you leave the room, it unrolls on it's own into a pile on the floor. This leaves you having to keep the roll in a bundle or try a re-roll.

The goddam cat must have started a "runaway asswipe" then strewed it all over the bathroom.

by the Red Ass September 7, 2010

Runaway Bay

Small town in Texas about 30 minutes from Bridgeport and 2 hours from anywhere else. It contributes a church, two gas stations, a lake, and a helluva lot of real estate on the town's golf course. A bunch of older people live there and there's not much to do except get high and golf.

Dave: Hey, bro! You goin to Runaway Bay this weekend?

Shane: Hell no! What am I? Some kind of backwoods redneck?

by SnakeDarling January 24, 2011