Rumplestilskin

Noun or verb. The Rumplestilskin is a variant of the blumpkin in which a stranger initiates the blowjob while the target is on the toilet, and will continue to perform fellatio until his name is guessed. Named after the fabled trickster who would be promised a first-born child if his name could not be guessed.

John sure has been in the bathroom a long time. I hope he wasn't ambushed by a Rumplestilskin! He's a horrible guesser.

by Hypester February 10, 2007

rumplestiltskin

Adj. Used to describe something that is crazy, insane, off the hook, wack, bad-ass, superawesome, inherently cool, uberridiculous, or simply rockadelic.

"Dude, that party was sooooo rumplestiltskin!"

"That stripper at Crazy Horse was rumplestiltskin!"

"The fairy tale, Rapunzel, is fuckin' rumplecrazy! I mean, a chick with 50 foot long hair? Insane!"

"Frank's wedding was the epitome of the word RUMPLESTILTSKIN."

"That new Lamborghini I picked up is simply rumplestiltskin."

by Rob Boyle October 26, 2007

rumplestlumpkin

When a girl shits her pants while giving a blowjob.

On Cinco De Mayo, we ate burritos and I came from the rumplestlumpkin.

by Trevank May 26, 2010

Rumpleschnopkins

The definition "Rumpleschnopkins" is used as a way to describe a moment of motivation in the middle of procrastination that goes away immediately after you actually start doing the thing you were motivated to do.

Person 1: Do you ever just get Rumpleschnopkins?

Person 2: Yeah I hate it

by Juno Lowkey July 14, 2023

Rumplestilskin

A person in the family who is sold for production. Such as a native American indian shop secretly owned by a slave laborer. Santa's little helpers. Sex slaves in the industry.

Someone had to pull a Rumplestilskin out of the family to help with slave labor work of doll making.

The underground textile industry has a good Rumplestilskin technique for second class citizens.

Rumplestilskin sex sites are usually unknown world wide.

by GhostScripter July 9, 2010

reverse rumplestiltskin

Turning gold into straw - aka urinating in a woman's hair

While she didn't want an entire golden shower, she was okay receiving a reverse rumplestiltskin.

by novanashville March 29, 2010

rumpleskinner

when i woman has no clue how to jerkoff a guy and he ends up with cuts and burnt markson his wang

guy1: Dude last night was the worse ever with Stephany
guy2: What happened?
guy1: she pulled out my cock and started a fire with it.....now i need ointement...i have a bad case of rumpleskinner

by jocecaj October 9, 2008