mary ruble

mary ruble is one of the leading intellectuals in the united states. she hails from her motherland of russia and published a nobel-prize winning book called "rubles are the new euro". she is really, really fuckin hot.

Omg, is that a euro? No, it's a mary ruble!

by rubl3loV3r69 March 18, 2010

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Nick Rutledge

Very awesome, slick dude that has a massive cock with a length of 10.5 inches. He also has a strange addiction for chocolate milk

Girl: that guy has a massive cock and is drinking chocolate milk. Bet he's a Nick Rutledge

by TheDefinitionOfHugeCocks September 1, 2017

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Chest Rubbed

"Chest Rubbed" refers to the spontaneous and utter desolation of a human being for the simple fact that another human rubbed their chest.

In under a millisecond, the victim's entire body will experience a phenomenon in which all of their bones will break, and every pore in their body will bleed profusely without any other cause than the simple fact that another human rubbed their chest.

An immense gory crime scene is shown. Blood is on the walls, on the ceiling, on the floor, everywhere. Nothing of a human being remains except for their blood and a few bones. Onlookers approach and comment on the scene:

"There is no other explanation. This man must've had his Chest Rubbed."

by ArchesAviation March 25, 2023

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sticky rutledge

While your doing a girl from behind, when you are ready to cum simply pull out and blow your load on her back. Then use your finger to draw a picture of a Pelican on her back with your semen. Then reach down and twist her foot so hard she will no longer be able to walk.

I wonder if the reason that girl is using crutches is she got sticky rutledged.

by recoil April 30, 2012

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