A Date With Rosie Palms

A euphemism for prolonged masturbation.

Guy A: Mark's been in there for a damn long time.

Guy B: Yeah, he had a date with rosie palms.

by Rosie Palms' pimp. December 16, 2011

Rosie O'donnell ugly

When a female is fat, loud , annoying and has a very ugly face, and also being very ugly on the inside. An overall horrible person.

"Man that bitch was faaaat!" "Yeah , she was really annoying too and such a bitch." "She was definitely Rosie O'Donnell ugly"

by Donald Trump 2 November 20, 2007

Rosie O'donnell

When you have to take a shit and it won't come out...then when it does its, fat, round and angry as hell as it tears your asshole a part. The pain stays around afterwards because its angry and loud...just like Rosie.

Man I just took the worst Rosie O'donnell. My asshole is still raw!

by Pshizzle81 February 28, 2013

Rosie

A person, usually a girl, who is extraordinary in every way, shape, and form. Her beauty surpasses that of any other girl in the world, for her beauty shines forth like a radiant sun. Her smile can light up an entire city for years it is so vibrant and beautiful. She is extremely sexy and beautiful even though she would never admit it openly. She's the kind of person who is shy at first, but when you get to know her, you find she is cute, funny, silly, and caring. Whenever you see her walking down a street, you can see the Angels that follow her with Harps at the ready, for when she speaks, her voice is like that of an infinite number of Harps being played by the most perfect Angels found in Heaven. Her love has no limits, her friendship extends even to those who have hurt her in the past. Every person who has met a Rosie just knows she will amount to something amazing in the future. Her laugh and giggle is highly contagious to those around her. Be warned: if you fall for a Rosie, she will steal your heart, but do not be alarmed, for it is in the hands of an Angel, and she will return the amount of trust and love you give her back to you, including the giving of her warm, loving heart.

Rosie is an absolutely amazing person, I love her!
Rosie, I love you, you are my soul mate.

by Spartan1932 August 13, 2011

Rowie

The infamous rowie otherwise labelled more formally and conveniently as the buttery is a long time aberdeenshire food legacy. Originally baked to fuel the hardy fishermen of the north sea, this fat dense Scottish bread roll traditionally with lard as its keystone can take on anything, including your entire cardiovascular system. The only thing delicate about this food delicacy is its status as a lesser known s-tier food! This is especially true in an increasingly globalised world with rowies now being available for online order, making rowie withdrawal symptoms far less common amongst those who cant travel to the beautiful lands that are the north east of Scotland.

How do you like your rowies in the morning?

I like them very much and I also like them at noon, evening and night! But my heart don't.

A 4 pack of rowies goes great with a pack of gaviscon!

by Minddump August 24, 2021

Rosie O'donnell

A whale like human being that eats its weight every 3 hours.

"run for your lives! Rosie O'donnell is going to eat us all."

"Hey bob check out that Rosie O'donnell, it looks just like your wife"

"My greatest fear as a child was that Rosie O'donnell would sit on me while I was asleep"

by Stichman May 19, 2017

Roniel

Roniel is a boy who acts all big and bad in front of his friends but really is just a sweet boy, and when he has a lot going on he will make the best out of it. And once he has a crush on someone he will be all over her and flirt with her a lot and make her feel good about herself. He is a good person at heart.

Oh she looks sad maybe she needs Roniel to cheer her up.

by Love_baby 😘❤️ June 27, 2018