rasturbate

Taking pictures of yourself jerking off and sending it to all of your friends and family.

Tim, you sick bastard, how could you rasturbate like that?

by Liam, Bitches November 5, 2004

rasterbate

To spend to much time on the Internet or the computer turning a whiter shade of pale.

Example of Rasterbate | Go outside every once in a while before your brain starts to rot from too much rasterbating.

by j2p September 24, 2005

Rasturbate

A term for smoking weed using a bong, cigarette or any other method. Derived from the Jamaican 'rasta'.

Joe: Damn I need a good rasturbate, got any weed?

Tim: Let's go rasturbate behind that shed.

by R dawg July 20, 2007

nosterbater

a person who has been caught masterbating in your bed, the person's last name must be noster.

guy 1: what the fuck are you doing? i can't believe ur jacking off in my bed!
noster: i am gay.
guy 1: no shit! i told you to stop nosterbating in my bed!
noster: actually, the definition of nosterbating includes doing it in your bed, so you are just re-afirming it.
guy 1: so stop jacking off, just because you are talking doesn't mean you can still masterbate in my bed!
noster: sorry, just let me finish.

by non wrestler April 24, 2005

rosterpating

overly obsessing in a non appropriate way about your fantasy football draft team.

rob: hey let's go out.

mike: nah ill be rosterpating to my draft picks tonight.

by a.r 77 September 16, 2010

Resturbate

To leisurely masturbate & rest at the same time.

I like to resturbate during my break time at work.

by Scooby1969 March 11, 2026

Nosterbate

When someone sticks a long, thin object up their nose to trigger the sensation of sneezing.

When I was young, I would sometimes nosterbate with the guns on my plastic army men.

by Wizardrous Writer February 28, 2025