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Rumble Roses

Rumble Roses is an all-female wrestling game from Konami, which takes the WWE Smackdown gameplay engine, and basically, cashes in on a Konami protocol pertaining to the overall beauty of gorgeous female characters.

Rumble Roses received horrific reviews, but fuck them I say. Rumble Roses is pure cheesecake. With 10,000 polygons per character (each of whom are cute, hot, or beautiful, depending on your perspective), loads of secrets, and the best wrestling engine in the business, you really could do worse.
"Dixie Clemets is my favorite rose. -^-^- But so is Bloody Shadow, 'cause I have a thing for female ninjas.....ahh, I can't make up my mind, once again...^.^ "
-me
by Dave December 28, 2004
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blue roses

1.A flower consider a rarity, something florist strive for
2. Something shrouded in mystery, implausible, unattainable,un-natural
3. symbolism in literature, and media as something mysterious and impossible
4. hope for a unattainable love
1.john won best in show at the flower show for his blue roses
2. to find the cure for cancer is consider a blue rose
3. in the glass menagerie blue roses was the misunder girl named laura
4. he sent her blue roses everyday in hope she would respond.
by demons January 22, 2009
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Oh, Moses, smell the roses

Oh, Moses, smell the roses. She's cheating on you!
by Genku July 29, 2003
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doghouse roses

When you've fucked up and pissed of your wife/girlfriend or whomever, you go buy some expensive roses, shower, shave, and put on a clean shirt, and show up at the offended party's house or apt., with the appropriate hangdog expression and present her with said roses, and ask forgiveness, and try to convincingly promise never to do it again. If you're lucky and she's sweeter than your dogass deserves, she'll accept the roses, invite you in, and you'll have hot makeup sex. From a collection of short stories of the same name by musician Steve Earle.
Wife's sister: "You stupid piece of shit, you've really pissed her off this time. If she kicks your sorry ass out, you richly deserve it!
You: "I know, I know. Do you think she'll accept this expensive bottle of wine and bouquet of doghouse roses?
Wife's sister: "I wouldn't but she might."
by lexiphanic February 20, 2010
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Box of Roses

When one dude gives another dude a friendly hand-job as a form of thank you or kudos. This is not a sexual act by any means, more just a pleasnt gesture - similar to the tradition of giving of a box of Roses chocolates.
Nige: Bish helped me move house today, so I gave him a Box of Roses as a thank you.

Rusty: What a fantastic and totally non gay way of saying thank you! I bet Bish felt appreciated.
by SharpMonkey June 19, 2009
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bring roses

American English Street Slang.

A guarded way of saying 'Money for sex.' A "Rose" is $100 USD. To bring "Roses" implies multiples of $100. If she wants a Dozen Roses she wants $1200.

When searching personal ads there will be a lot of ads with women requiring roses. Usually they literally instruct people calling on them for a "Date" to "Bring Roses."

Likewise ads with roses in the Emoticon are also an implication of prostitution. Many prostitutes will also use the number of roses to advertise rates.
Example 1:

Young curvy 25 something looking for a gentleman for LTR. Must be respectful and also must bring roses.

Example 2:

I only date men who shower me in roses. If they don't bring roses when they see me they don't even get to first base.

Example 3:

Hot black girl seeking sharpshooter who knows what he wants. Must not be a bum nigga. Bring Roses if your a real manager.
by Fractious1 December 11, 2017
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Shit and Roses

A short version of the saying 'I fall into shit and come out smelling of roses'
Sammy: 'How did you get away with not doing that work?!'
Jimmy: 'Shit and roses mate'
by PlipandPlop April 28, 2007
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