Slowpoke Rodriguez

Perhaps one of the greatest Looney Tunes characters of all time. He is well known as Speedy Gonzales' cousin from the country and also as "the slowest mouse of all Mexico".

Despite only two appearances, Slowpoke Rodriguez has generated a fan following for his never ending munchies, his favorite song "Cucaracha" (about smoking Marijuana), and his ability to hide a gun in his pants despite the fact that the gun is larger.
Ted's twenty minutes late, and high? We might as well call him Slowpoke Rodriguez.
by Notorious NATE April 13, 2010
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Slowpoke Rodriguez

A very, very slow person.

Opposite Speedy Gonzalez.
Guy #1: Man, if he doesn't hurry it up we're gonna be late for the movie.

Guy #2: I know. (To Guy #3) Hurry up, Slowpoke Rodriguez!
by kmacolor August 11, 2008
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Raini Rodriguez

Our SKINNY LEGEND! Raini truly makes the world a better place! Intead of listening to the 1-800 Logic song I played her song Fiesta Salsa Quinceanera! She's the reason why I wake up w a smile on my face^_^
Raini Rodriguez is superior to EVERYONE including Beyonce. Rumor has it that Raini stole Jay from Bey n she is in fact "Becky with the good hair!"

We Stan a biracial queen!!
by Adidasqueen April 12, 2018
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Julissa Rodriguez

damn homie you looking dumby thiccccc , you kinda look like a Julissa Rodriguez
by LilJoeTheGreat May 21, 2021
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Mateo Rodriguez

one of the best and most funniest friends you could ever have or ask for
dude you are a complete Mateo Rodriguez
by CheekyBastrd88 May 18, 2021
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Alfredo Rodriguez

An Alcoholic man whore who drives a lifted lb7 four door short bed that his favorite saying is "four doors for more whores " he has a leach penis. but he still pulls hoes cause hes a fuck boy another one of his gay ass lines is "roalin coal and pullin hoes" HE HAS A DICK HEAD FRIEND NAMED TEEGAN
by LB7 dickhead January 10, 2019
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Noah Rodriguez

Big dick nigga on god. He'll take all your hoes.
ayyy whatch out for that nigga noah rodriguez, dont let your girl out the house alone
by jose martines June 11, 2019
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