Shop Rocket

A derogatory term main used among craftsmen who are members of trade unions. Describes a member who is a real “company man/woman”. An employee who is dedicated to one contractor and would rather satisfy their employer than show dedication to their brothers/sisters. Often seen bringing their own power tools to work, driving their personal vehicle to do company work in (hauling materials, etc), working extra hard to impress their foreman, etc. Will rat you out in a heartbeat. Don’t trust a shop rocket.

Member 1: Ol’ Conrad is a real shop rocket. Watch what you say around that fuckin’ guy. He will run and tell the boss.

Member 2: what a fuckin shoppy, fuck Conrad and fuck the boss lol.

by brickwallnomad@gmail.com August 7, 2018

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Rocket Stool

Formally, the initial blasts of diarrhea to hit toilet water with enough force to cause splash back: Can also refer to any subsequent blasts, with a strong enough force to cause splash back, but avoided through extreme seat hovering. Also in rare occasions: Things if eaten that will soon become diarrhea such as: moldy buffalo wings, three week old Chinese take-out, and basically anything edible and Mexican.

I needed a pair of goggles and a lab coat just to survive that rocket stool. You better go home quick, that chimicanga's about to become rocket stool.

by Neufdog September 2, 2009

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