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Rob's Mom

The ultimate comeback for anything anywhere. Even for "Your Mom!", Also used to define something large, fat or humoungous.

No offense to Robs and their moms.
Person 1 : Your face...
Person 2: ROB'S MOM!!

Person 1: Gosh that thing is HUGE.
Person 2: ...Not as huge as Rob's mom!!

Person 1: Your mom!!
Person 2: No, ROB'S MOM!!

Person 1: I want a burger
Person 2: You know who else wants a burger?
Person 1: Oh man! Rob's mom?!
Person 2: OH YOU SO WENT THERE.

Person 1: I'm as upset as Rob's mom at an all you can eat buffet when the food runs out...
Person 2: OH SNAP!
by Kikki (Keekers) June 10, 2008
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Robski

When your fly is always down
Hey Steve you got a robski
by Bubbskidubbski August 29, 2020
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robsnkrs

a guy named rob who likes snkrs
Person 1: Hey, do you know robsnkrs?
Person 2: Oh yeah the sneaker guy!
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That's what Rob's Mom said.

Rob's mom, who resides in Winooski, is the hottest piece o' ass in Winooski. As the butt of 'rob's mom' brand jokes, one must take a suggestive or euphemistic line in a conversation and immediately append the phrase "that's what rob's mom said" because Rob's mom totally gave it up to Malkovsky.
Sexxy Nate: "Hey Rob, did you really go to the deep south for love?"

Rob: "It wasn't love, it was sex."

Sexxy Nate: "That's what rob's mom said."

Rob: "I will kill you and your entire family."
by T-Dog Jenkins March 22, 2005
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Robsession

The name of a disease which occurs due to exposure to excess levels of Twilight hottie Robert Pattinson. Symptoms include writing "Mrs Pattinson" repeatedly on surfaces, referring to Robert as R Pattz, a fetish for vampires and hatred of Bella Swan.
Around 90% of the female population are suffering from Robsession. Don't be next. Try to stay away from gossip magazines/Twilight as much as possible.
by pikachulover<333 December 17, 2009
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Robsten

The pairing of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in love and lustly matrimony. They are forever to be in love, and Micheal Anagarnoaodi can fuck his dog. He has acne.

Sky High is a slut.
by PEPPYLOOOOOOOO July 3, 2009
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Robsterman1

Sick, twisted, mentally disturbed internet stalker.
A womenless 40+ virgin.
Idiot, moron, dickless wonder
"you're a total robsterman1"
by Lord_of_Sorrows December 11, 2003
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