fashion roadkill

A model who trips and falls on the runway

Did you see her fall on the runway? She was fashion roadkill!

by mmmgirl March 12, 2004

Roadkill burnout

What happens when 3 guys driving a car in the middle of the night find a roadkill and decide to position the car's rear tire over said roadkill and burn out on top the carcass multiple times.

Mike: "Damn Jeremy, you made possum ground beef outta that roadkill."

Jeremy: " Yeah, that's what I call my roadkill burnout special."

Andrew: "Yum, ground beef! Lets go to Taco Bell".

by miracle_max January 3, 2008

limp roadkill

Where some men find a dead animal on the road, take it back home jack off to it and the last person to cum has to eat the animal.

Person 1: "Oh fuck I lost this round of limp roadkill fml!"

by D 0n k 3y Ar3 k00lzors October 7, 2009

Roadkill Hot

1. When something is in the midst of being fucking sexually attractive and fugly at the same time.

2. In some tenses, this is a term that is used to define something sick and warped yet ironically humorous that would make a person obtain an erection of the penis when it would usually make most people walk away in the other direction.

Did you see that dead hooker lying on the curb of the street? Oh my god she was so roadkill hot! I wanted to bone the shit out of her!

by TecnhoHead June 18, 2011

Roadkill Supper

roadkill supper is roadkill that someone (a hobo most likely) peeled off the street and brought home to his box and shopping cart grilled it so the smell of corpse is amplified because it’s burning, and then proceeds to eat it.

As we drove passed the dump it smelled like a roadkill supper.

by JoZ$ February 3, 2021

roadkill email

When you receive an email you know is going to be so bad, you don't want to look but have to.

Monica: That guy is pissing me off. I know he's going to have sent a stupid email back, I and don't want to read it!

Phoebe: That sucks! But you better get back and read that roadkill email, so you can get back to him.

by StupidGirl43 June 27, 2010

Armadillo Roadkill

the act of providing a quotation in an essay without a proper introduction, which leaves the reader surprised due to the “out-of-nowhere” reference.

Did you read Sally’s essay? Her first paragraph starts with a quote…such an Armadillo Roadkill

by azizy15 November 21, 2011