<verb> The attempt of sexual intercourse, when the male accidentally inserts his penis, into the improper opening in the vulva, ex. urethra or anus.
past tense- ritty rotted
past tense- ritty rotted
"So I was fucking my girlfriend last night, then i accidentally ritty rotted her, I was so embarrassed."
John was so ecstatic to finally lose his virginity, unfortunately to the school slut Kimberly. John slept over Kimberly's house for the night, started off with foreplay, and continued until John got so lost and confused that he accidentaly ritty rotted her, and lost all of his manhood.
John was so ecstatic to finally lose his virginity, unfortunately to the school slut Kimberly. John slept over Kimberly's house for the night, started off with foreplay, and continued until John got so lost and confused that he accidentaly ritty rotted her, and lost all of his manhood.
by Ding L. Berry January 12, 2010
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2)A member of the lowest order of nobility in Germany and Austria.
2)A member of the lowest order of nobility in Germany and Austria.
by TheMysteryOfRitter July 19, 2009
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Rittz • ritz • rittenhouse • ritter • rittenhoused • Ritty • Rittered • Ritz Cracker • Ritzing • Ritzy
the tall/skinny lead singer
of the all american rejects
who is usually drunk
with possibly the most
beautiful blue eyes ever.
of the all american rejects
who is usually drunk
with possibly the most
beautiful blue eyes ever.
person1: did you meet the all american rejects after there show
person2: yeah tyson ritter was trashed
person2: yeah tyson ritter was trashed
by kriistiin July 30, 2008
Get the tyson ritter mug.1. A brand of crackers. Many times, they're actually two crackers with a filling in the middle, such as cheese or peanut butter. According to a submitted definition, it's this way because 'Ritz' is apparently slang for a half-Asian, half-European person - the white crackers were the white part and the yellow cheese is the Asian part. Another definition here claims it's that way because the maker of Ritz wanted a fancy name. Whatever the case may be, the cracker brand is owned by a large corperate company - Nabisco - so both explainations seem unlikely, but they may be true.
2. Fancy or elegant. (Exact definition.)
3. 'Stylishness.' This definition is implied from the song 'Puttin' on the Ritz,' which describes one trying to seem stylish, and then says, 'puttin' on the Ritz.' When it says, 'go to... where Fashion sits' before 'puttin' on the Ritz,' it's implying that wearing the latest fashion is related to Ritz, and that Ritz is largely based on your appearance. The song also mentions one trying to look like Gary Cooper, who was a popular celebrity at the time of the song's creation. 'Puttin' on the Ritz' evidently means 'dressing up stylishly.'
2. Fancy or elegant. (Exact definition.)
3. 'Stylishness.' This definition is implied from the song 'Puttin' on the Ritz,' which describes one trying to seem stylish, and then says, 'puttin' on the Ritz.' When it says, 'go to... where Fashion sits' before 'puttin' on the Ritz,' it's implying that wearing the latest fashion is related to Ritz, and that Ritz is largely based on your appearance. The song also mentions one trying to look like Gary Cooper, who was a popular celebrity at the time of the song's creation. 'Puttin' on the Ritz' evidently means 'dressing up stylishly.'
Now if you're blue
and you don't know
where to go to,
why don't you go
where fashion sits?
Puttin' on the Ritz.
(...)
Dressed up like a million dollar trooper,
trying hard to look like Gary Cooper."
~Fred Astaire - Puttin' on the Ritz
and you don't know
where to go to,
why don't you go
where fashion sits?
Puttin' on the Ritz.
(...)
Dressed up like a million dollar trooper,
trying hard to look like Gary Cooper."
~Fred Astaire - Puttin' on the Ritz
by Masquatto January 27, 2005
Get the ritz mug.1. Consistently shamming out of any and all work no matter how busy your coworkers are.
2. Constantly bothering your coworkers no matter how much they tell you that they don't want to talk to you.
3. Whining, blaming things on coworkers, and brown-nosing constantly in order to more successfully avoid work in the future.
2. Constantly bothering your coworkers no matter how much they tell you that they don't want to talk to you.
3. Whining, blaming things on coworkers, and brown-nosing constantly in order to more successfully avoid work in the future.
by That Will Kid January 22, 2009
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Originated from Andy Griffith (speaking on a Ritz Cracker TV commercial):
"Mmm-mmmmh. Anything sits good on a Ritz." Supposed to mean Ritzes are so excellent.
IT SITS WELL ON A RITZ refers to being good enough for a Ritz (figuratively).
Not limited to just food.
Originated from Andy Griffith (speaking on a Ritz Cracker TV commercial):
"Mmm-mmmmh. Anything sits good on a Ritz." Supposed to mean Ritzes are so excellent.
IT SITS WELL ON A RITZ refers to being good enough for a Ritz (figuratively).
Not limited to just food.
"I sure do like King Kelly orange marmalade. IT SITS WELL ON A RITZ."
"This Humboldt Purple I gots here SITS ON A RITZ, too. Load a bowl and see for yourself."
"Oh, that's just my cuz. He OK; he SHITS ON THE RITZ."
"This Humboldt Purple I gots here SITS ON A RITZ, too. Load a bowl and see for yourself."
"Oh, that's just my cuz. He OK; he SHITS ON THE RITZ."
by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006
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Watch out for the ritters after dark!
by Westrnwriter August 30, 2018
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