Realisticist

A word meaning even more realistic than the average realist.

Kathe is the most realisticist person alive.

by katshekka February 13, 2017

Realistically Attractive

when you think someone you see in public is attractive but not like hollywood or hollywood-adjacent attractive.

friend one: woah that person over there's really hot! don't you think?

friend two: yeah but they're no ryan reynolds or margot robbie.

friend one: oh obviously but you know, they're like, realistically attractive.

by luck fries July 2, 2022

realistical

The ability or action of being realistic

I wanted to eat out once a week, but Bob made me realize I was not being realistical.

by jeffish February 2, 2004

Ridistic

A shortened abbreviation of "Ridiculous Statistic"

According to YouTube Statistics every day 5 years worth of video gets uploaded.

- Whaat?! That's ridistic!

by Kaneage November 18, 2010

realisticness

The state of being realistic. Defining one's true self, and being 100% real.

Me and my female synch, no nonsense, no ignorance; we have a realtionship that's pure,unrivaled realisticness.

by EnigmaticPariah and Incognito March 18, 2014

Realistic Randy

Any sex move that consists of the use of a curling iron, a little blue pill, salsa, motor oil, anal beads, painters tape, a 1967 penny, a finger from a broken statue, or a slinky dog(like from the movie Toy Story.)

Bro 1: "Dude I gave this girl a realistic randy last night."
Bro 2: " Really what objects did you use?"
Bro 1: " I tied her down with the slinky dog, shoved the 1967 penny in her mouth, poured a little salsa in her mouth then covered her mouth with painters tape. Then proceeded to pop the pill myself, applied the motor oil as lube, stuck the curling iron in her vajay... dont worry it was on low, and then finished by fucking her in the ass."
Bro 2: "What kind of salsa did you use?"

by welshes grape juice January 15, 2011

Ripstick

When your dick is so big, it rips the girls pussy.

I did the ripstick to my girlfriend, and now shes in surgery!

by Dh Ramsy November 5, 2007