right off the smack

Similar to right off the bat, right off the smack refers to the first thing that is necessary, done, or noticed. The modification of this phrase is used to ground the jargon to just getting off the effect of heroin, smack, which impairs cognitive function.

Right off the smack, if I'm gonna live here I'm going to need hot food, a hot shower, and a hot lay.

by ViHelena October 15, 2017

right on

intj.
1. A positive response.
2. "Yeah, whatever."

1. You passed your class? Right on!
2. Person1: Wanna go to Denny's?
Person2: Right on.

by The Grammar Nazi October 21, 2001

Yeah Right Oh

A sarcastic phrase used typically by people up north.

Dave: Hey Tristan I hear your giving out free bags of Weed.

Tristan: Yeah Right OH!

by LondonDave January 14, 2009

Turd Honking for the Right of Way

When you need to take a crap and you let out a fart that smells exactly like crap.

ooh. That one smells, it's a turd honking for the right of way.

by Don December 1, 2003

Yeah, I'll get right on that

1) this is said when someone has no intention of doing anything about the matter at hand.

2) I don't know how to say it to your face, but... Fuck You

Pat: Hey man, you need to get on facebook.

Micah: Yeah, I'll get right on that.

by MicahtheDangerous June 2, 2010

right on

a response of agreement

Person 1 So then I really told him what I thought of his polymorphic function.

Person 2: Right on. That's what I would have done

by Bungalow Bill January 30, 2002

Divine Right of Sheik

Doctrine and generalizing statement outlying all powers and greatness of Sheik(BFS)-Big F*cking Sheik. This right which may be claimed at any time, but technically is used in most instances, gives full discretion to the befour mentioned entity to do and to say whatever he sees fit.

The doctrine of Divine Right of Sheik may be used to defend the brotherhood/sisterhood of the KTR/P-UNIT ASSOCIATION by any means possible.

by Sheik July 2, 2004