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How you sound right now 

Slang term for "Are you crazy" and/or "Are you serious?"
Something to say when someone says something you think is ridiculous.
Robb: I'm not stupid..
Kenneth: Yo how you sound right now?
How you sound right now by HaiSbravo February 26, 2010

I should be doing my homework right now 

When you're literally on youtube or urban dictionary submitting definitions when you should probably start writing your essay due in three hours.
You thinking to yourself: Man, I've been using my precious minutes playing 2048 and snake though such has never seemed as interesting when I wasn't supposed to be doing homework. Gosh Fesfhck, I should be doing my homework right now. AAAAAÁAÆhhhhahaaaaaaahhhhhh.

young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time 

young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probably wasting your time is another meaning of your fucked while your leaving most of your not needed but meaningful life span behind.
"young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time" the author told the readers while they where regretting there life choices

Girl-for-right-now-friend 

A girlfriend that literally is for the "right now" benefit whether it be physical or other. It can also be a girlfriend because you are bored. This GF can also be a filler until you either get back with your ex-girlfriend or you end up with the girl you really want.

In rare cases, the girl "for right now" friend can end up being a long-term girlfriend.
Brosive: I'm going out with Kelli tonight.

Brosive's friend: Is she your GF?

Brosive: Nah bro, she's just my Girl-for-right-now-friend...

Brosive's friend: Sweet Bro!

Urban Dictionary Is Busy Right Now

That one message that appears that causes people’s definitions that took hours to write go down the drain
Dude 1: Damn bro that stupid message that says “Urban Dictionary Is Busy Right Now” caused that definition that i tried to write to dissapear, Next time i’m just gonna copy and paste it before submitting it
Dude 2: I fell your pain, That also happened to me

i'm cumming right now! 

A girl says when she has an orgasm
Girl: *moaning* ooh god... yes.. yes... yes! I'm cumming right now! Cum in me daddy! Fuck me!
Guy: *moans as he cums hard*