Ridgefield, Connecticut is a small, wealthy town residing in Fairfield County. Most would say that its racial balance is "unhealthy," which is totally true when you take your first gander at the staggering white majority. The town values its money dearly, and if you don't believe me, look at the bank, next to the bank, next to the bank. The public and private school systems are phenomenal, notably Ridgefield High School, Saint Mary's School, and East Ridge Middle School. The town is subtly historic, with 1700's era colonials lining the town's main street. This town is fairly cultured, with a large number of musicians and artists, along with the Aldrich Contemporary Art Museum. Overall, it is an expensive but great place to live and grow up in, although you might have a secluded upbringing as a child. On a downside, however, the drug consumption and dealing rate is high, mostly because of the bored, rich teenagers with time to kill.
"Where is the nearest ATM in Ridgefield, CT?"
"Visit Union Savings Bank, it's right across from Citi Bank, which is right across from Wells Fargo, which is right across from Bank of America."
"Visit Union Savings Bank, it's right across from Citi Bank, which is right across from Wells Fargo, which is right across from Bank of America."
by Sock Puppet JJ October 15, 2013
Get the Ridgefield, CT mug.A town in Bergen County, New Jersey neighboring towns such as Palisades Park and Cliffside Park. The population of the town comprises mostly of typical suburban families as well as senior citizens wishing to live in a quiet environment. However the real bullshit starts when you meet the youth of the town. Unless you enjoy extremely arrogant kids who talk shit and think they are urban thugs, you best stay out of Ridgefield. Sure, they'd probably shit their pants and cry the minute they step into an actual urban environment such as Camden or Newark, but that doesn't stop them from bragging about how tough they are and how much better they are than you.
Ethnicity-wise, Ridgefield is full of stereotypical white kids and Koreans. If you're Latino, Indian, Black etc., don't be surprised to be stared down by every other person. If that doesn't sound pleasing enough wait till you meet the cops who are so overly cautious that they make you feel uncomfortable.
Entertainment-wise, Ridgefield is as competent as a deaf DJ. Unless sitting on your ass all day excites you, you won't have much fun in this town. Your best option is to head to the nearby town of Edgewater, where you might actually have a good time
Bottomline, the town is boring. Similar to Secaucus, there may be a cool kid here and there but most of them are annoying little shits.
Ethnicity-wise, Ridgefield is full of stereotypical white kids and Koreans. If you're Latino, Indian, Black etc., don't be surprised to be stared down by every other person. If that doesn't sound pleasing enough wait till you meet the cops who are so overly cautious that they make you feel uncomfortable.
Entertainment-wise, Ridgefield is as competent as a deaf DJ. Unless sitting on your ass all day excites you, you won't have much fun in this town. Your best option is to head to the nearby town of Edgewater, where you might actually have a good time
Bottomline, the town is boring. Similar to Secaucus, there may be a cool kid here and there but most of them are annoying little shits.
Three friends are talking.
Union City Kid: "What's Ridgefield? My parent's said I'm moving there."
Hoboken Kid: "It's a town close by. You've never heard of Ridgefield NJ?"
Union City Kid: "No, what's it like?"
Jersey City Kid: "I was almost arrested for sneezing."
Hoboken Kid: "I was called out by a white kid whose balls haven't even dropped yet."
Union City Kid: “Kill me."
Union City Kid: "What's Ridgefield? My parent's said I'm moving there."
Hoboken Kid: "It's a town close by. You've never heard of Ridgefield NJ?"
Union City Kid: "No, what's it like?"
Jersey City Kid: "I was almost arrested for sneezing."
Hoboken Kid: "I was called out by a white kid whose balls haven't even dropped yet."
Union City Kid: “Kill me."
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First, go in the middle of the freezing Connecticut woods, build an ugly little town out of wood, then make every store either a bank or a crappy pizza place. Lastly, add a bunch of rich people to the mix and some poor(ish) people to make the rich people look richer. Welcome to Ridgefield Connecticut!!
New at the high school? Don't worry, I'm sure if you're even a little bit different, the kids will cast you off as an insignificant piece of shit. Hungry? You have roughly 20 restaurants to choose from, none of which are that good, but hey it's fun to keep trying. Bored? The town has a large selection of drug dealers to hook you up with any sort of drug you want, as well as a wide variety of alcohol. Out of money? Almost every other fucking building in Ridgefield is a bank, so robbing and getting away should be a pretty simple task, for the police will not be able to figure out which bank you robbed.
Yes, Ridgefield is a beautiful little town in Connecticut that's sure to turn your kids either into unconfident stoner outcasts without the slightest knowledge of the world around them, or into hefty jocks that will indefinitely do a shit ton more drugs and end up dropping out of community college.
New at the high school? Don't worry, I'm sure if you're even a little bit different, the kids will cast you off as an insignificant piece of shit. Hungry? You have roughly 20 restaurants to choose from, none of which are that good, but hey it's fun to keep trying. Bored? The town has a large selection of drug dealers to hook you up with any sort of drug you want, as well as a wide variety of alcohol. Out of money? Almost every other fucking building in Ridgefield is a bank, so robbing and getting away should be a pretty simple task, for the police will not be able to figure out which bank you robbed.
Yes, Ridgefield is a beautiful little town in Connecticut that's sure to turn your kids either into unconfident stoner outcasts without the slightest knowledge of the world around them, or into hefty jocks that will indefinitely do a shit ton more drugs and end up dropping out of community college.
by TakeThatCommunism March 14, 2012
Get the Ridgefield, CT mug.Ridgefield Connecticut is one of the wealthiest towns in one of the wealthiest counties in America. We are overpopulated to the point that it takes 30 min to drive through mainstreet. However, with all the people you see swarming town on a daily basis, you will never see anyone who isn't white. We have zero diversity. If you're a down to earth, kind person you will be ostrisized to no end and have no chance of fitting in. Here in Ridgefield we sell million dollar shacks. Our cops are incompetent losers. They sit on the side of the road all day just waiting to pull people over for going 10 above the speed limit. A lot of our tax money goes to Dunkin Donuts.
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Get the Ridgefield Ct mug.Ridgefield, CT is a very prosperous suburban town in Fairfield County, Connecticut. As in many suburban towns, high schoolers get bored. they have nowhere to go and nowhere to get beer easily. Located on the border of New York's equally wealthy, yet so much cooler cuz it's in new york, Westchester County, Ridgefield kids entertain themselves by creating imaginary rivalries between Ridgefield High School, and the nearby John Jay High School in Cross River, NY. When John Jay students (or rather, any high school kids with NY License plates) arrive in ridgefield, the ridgefield clowns harrass them. This has caused retaliation at times, including the infamous Gambino Family-Ridgefield Incident of '04.
Westchester Kid 1: "What'd you do this weekend?"
Westchester Kid 2: "I curb stomped a prick from Ridgefield, CT."
Westchester Kid 2: "I curb stomped a prick from Ridgefield, CT."
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