Combat simulation: A skirmish in a hallway between 2 men. Person 1 has a Glock 9mm with a 17 round clip. Person 2 has a MODEL 500 S&W MAGNUM REVOLVER . The problem is, Person 2 only has one bullet, no big deal.
So Person 1 begins shooting at Person 2 down the hallway. Pa pa pa pa pa pa.. The 9mm sounding like someone ate some beans now farting. Person 2 (hiding behind a wall) then begins to think how he will take this guy out...
1.) I can aim for the opening, and when he steps out I will blow him away.. na too risky with 1 bullet.
2.) I can throw the bullet at him, and since the bullet is so heavy it would knock him out. na Im not a pitcher.
3.) I can shoot towards him, and the sound which is so loud would permanently make him deaf. na thats not nice.
4.) I got it! Hes hiding behind 3 inches of concrete(nothing for the 500), I will xray aim, shoot through the concrete and see what happens.
... so He xray aims and shoots, and hears 2 things hit the ground. So Person 2 walks over and sees what has been done. The bullet went through the concrete and cut him horizontally in half. His upper and lower body lay there.
So ladies and gentlemen, thats why you should make the effort to have the 500 as your conceal carry.
So Person 1 begins shooting at Person 2 down the hallway. Pa pa pa pa pa pa.. The 9mm sounding like someone ate some beans now farting. Person 2 (hiding behind a wall) then begins to think how he will take this guy out...
1.) I can aim for the opening, and when he steps out I will blow him away.. na too risky with 1 bullet.
2.) I can throw the bullet at him, and since the bullet is so heavy it would knock him out. na Im not a pitcher.
3.) I can shoot towards him, and the sound which is so loud would permanently make him deaf. na thats not nice.
4.) I got it! Hes hiding behind 3 inches of concrete(nothing for the 500), I will xray aim, shoot through the concrete and see what happens.
... so He xray aims and shoots, and hears 2 things hit the ground. So Person 2 walks over and sees what has been done. The bullet went through the concrete and cut him horizontally in half. His upper and lower body lay there.
So ladies and gentlemen, thats why you should make the effort to have the 500 as your conceal carry.
by PeterTosh February 10, 2012
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Named after the Metal Gear Solid character of the same name.
Drink consists of 6 shot glasses organized in a hexagon, which resembles the chambers of a revolver.
3 of the shot glasses are filled part way with Vodka, the other 3 shot glasses are filled part way with Wild Turkey American honey whiskey. Top off the shot glasses with Sprite or SevenUp.
Shout "TIME PARADOX!" and then take all 6 shots in quick succession.
Named after the Metal Gear Solid character of the same name.
Drink consists of 6 shot glasses organized in a hexagon, which resembles the chambers of a revolver.
3 of the shot glasses are filled part way with Vodka, the other 3 shot glasses are filled part way with Wild Turkey American honey whiskey. Top off the shot glasses with Sprite or SevenUp.
Shout "TIME PARADOX!" and then take all 6 shots in quick succession.
Friend 1: Joe's pretty drunk, I bet we could get him to do a Revolver Ocelot.
Friend 2: Uhhh i think hes already doing it...
Joe (heard from other room): TIME PARADOX!
Friend 2: Uhhh i think hes already doing it...
Joe (heard from other room): TIME PARADOX!
by lazystupidorcorrupt December 6, 2010
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2. A woman lacking any beauty or charm.
3. The opposite of the classic and beautiful character Cinderella.
2. A woman lacking any beauty or charm.
3. The opposite of the classic and beautiful character Cinderella.
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