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retrosexual

A retrosexual is a possibly, or likely even, male consumer who chooses clothes and accesories that have stood the test of time, and usually regards ironing as a waste of good book reading time. They are usually oblivious to current jargon and slang.
What have you got there John?

Why Jennifer, its my 1998 Apple Newton 2100 PDA. I bought it on eBay last week, just so I could read ebooks from Project Gutenberg more easily on the bus. You know, it has the biggest screen of any PDA, and it comes with a sled to use ordinary AA rechargeable batteries! This means those weirdly shaped batteries in your phone or Palm that won't be made in seven years time are no longer a problem. And it can read my handwriting!

Well, whatever. It sure goes well with that op shop suede jacket. And I bet you don't even know what a retrosexual is?

Mmmmh?
by meikan July 14, 2005
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retrosexual

a guy who actually likes women instead of wanting to act like them. he uses no hair care products except for white rain shampoo, has several flannel shirts, and owns at least one pair of work boots.
woman 1: hey, check out the retrosexual in the high and tight driving the skid loader. woman 2: i believe he is admiring the sway in my backside, according to his comments.
by shemma December 29, 2004
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retrostall

The process of installing an older operating system on a computer already running a newer one. Usually done to a designated computer for the purposes of running otherwise defunct software.
I retrostalled my mom's computer so we can play King's Quest!
We'll need to retrostall back to OS9 to get your typing program to work.
Designate a computer for retrostalling because it will likely wipe your hard drive.
by Rainalot_ May 4, 2017
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Retrisuke

Youtuber that is underrated af
Joe: Have you seen this channel called Retrisuke?
Bob: Yes, it’s very good!
by The Lotd April 22, 2022
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Retrospectography

A collection of random memories from the past.
A retrospectography of thoughts flooded my mind hearing that old song.
by Brumleyprunk June 28, 2022
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fire the retros

To go backwards in behavior or development. To retrogress. To blow a fart with enough force to actually breathe out fire like a dragon.
Even though he was outside, he obviously did fire the retros when he blew a big loud fart and made a terrible smell. He retrogressed to a baby just about.
by Bloc Sudam January 1, 2009
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retroist

A person who decides to shell off current technology, and live in the past. They do things like replacing DV cameras with super8 cameras,tossing out overly "advanced" video games, replacing them with atari 2600's, as well as tossing out CDs, and replacing them with good 'ole records. They aslo change they're clothing wearing 80's trends, and doing things like growing mullets.
I'm a retroist!
by captain wiggly January 24, 2004
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