retardosaurus

A very thick dinosaur or someone who is stupider than a neandophol as a retardosaurus came first

You are a retardosaurus

by Retardosaur September 2, 2003

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retardo-montalbon

A reference to the famous Ricardo Montalbon, from the ground breaking TV show, Fantasy Island. This modification of the word is meant, however, to imply that some one is 'retarded', but at the same time gives props to a legendary actor.

Girl A: "I tried to have a conversation with Dianne about the Iran-Contra Affair....she didn't know who Oliver North is."

Girl B: "Wow, you can't talk to that retardo-montalbon about anything"

by ellemesse July 7, 2006

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retardofascism

A political system which develops under conditions where ignorance trumps knowledge and power is achieved by appealing to the lowest common denominator. Similar to idiocracy, but without any good parties.

With the decline of decent public education and the rise of Glenn Beck, the USA declined into a state of retardofascism.

by QRDeNameland January 26, 2010

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Retardo monkey

A Mexican slave-boy with physical and mental dissabilities. Resembles a retarded chimpanzee and is used for sex.

I was in Mexico and I hired a Retardo monkey to have sticky-funtime with.

by Jappy jappy jappy September 25, 2010

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Retardopted

Someone who is both retarded and adopted (and usually finds out about both at the same time).

"Yeah, we finally told Johnny he's retardopted. He's gonna be dealing with that for the rest of his life."

"Studies show that children who are retardopted are 95% more likely to develop early-onset ligma."

by ghntb February 12, 2019

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