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Reserection

The ability to get a hard-on within a few minutes after ejaculation.
My wife was so hot, her beauty caused a reserection !
by Frank Palace April 1, 2021
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Chicken Restrictor

A Chicken Restrictor is is a man or woman who intentionally stops a buddy from hooking up with somebody, see also cock block,
Jake: I was getting somwhere with that fit bird last night and Andy came over and shot me down for no reason, so she lost interest. He's a fucking Chicken Restrictor!
by Craggnarr October 19, 2017
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Testicular Retraction

When a person absorbs his nutsack into his kidney.
*BREAKING NEWS*

Man caught showing 3rd graders his testicular retraction skills is now facing the death penalty.
by Dick Widebum August 24, 2019
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Reserection

When you're very drunk and engage in intercourse, the times that you happen to lose your erection, and then either something is done to cause it, or it just magically reserects.
(Drunk couple that just recently returned home) -
Jim: "Brooke, don't be sad anymore! Luckily, you're so hot you just gave me a reserection."

OR

Mike: "Babe, I'm so sorry, I can't get hard again..."
Jen: "Can I do something to reserect you?"
Mike: "This is possible."

OR

Jesus: "This is so good, I feel reserected."
by blunts all day May 21, 2011
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Resurection

When you are revived from the dead so hard that you get horny and you have an erection. Most commonly used between male gamers and female gamers.
"Dude, yesterday, I got a Resurection from Joel! It felt amazing!"
"Really? You're so lucky!"
by Wang Dong Ho February 25, 2014
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Restrictor

A very useful machine in Half-Life 2. Created by the Combine and found along the coast, it composes of a motor and four metal beams. These beams are lifted up one at a time, then slam the sand below simultaneously. It is able to do this in rapid succession.

The vibrations caused by this frighten Antlions, and keep them at bay.

The Restrictors found along the coast are relatively small compared to the behemoths guarding the perimeter of Nova Prospekt. These are roughly twice the height of those found along the coast. When deactivated, they release a public warning system which alerts Combines in the area.

There is a two-button switch found on Restrictors, which can turn them on or off. If there are Antlions swarming all over, I suggest leaving it on.

Also called "Thumpers".
Barney saw a pack of Antlions approaching from the distance. Being the smart type, he hurried over to a nearby Restrictor, and turned it on, stopping the Antlions in their tracks.
by Comito January 11, 2009
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Restrictive Algorithm

The code name for a list of reasons why a woman should wear a corset during sex (Corset Sex). The list differs slightly in length and content from female to female, but it almost always includes:
- Curvier figure (breasts pushed up and together, waist slimmed)
- Makes breathing faster and shallower during sex.
Guy 1: Apparently Emily always wears a 18" corset when she fucks Tom.
Guy 2: Yeah, it's her restrictive algorithm.
by Restrictive Algorithm December 24, 2016
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