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Resting Douche Face

Similar to Resting Bitch Face, Resting Douche Face occurs when a mans face looks constantly angry or upset. Even when the man is in a good or decent mood, the look on his face says otherwise. In a complete state of relaxation, this man looks like a total douche, based simply on the expression of his face.
While he might be a decent guy, his Resting Douche Face makes me think otherwise.
by Valma DooDoo May 20, 2015
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resting drug dealer face

Someone who looks like they might be selling drugs but actually just looks like that normally when expressionless.
Bro 1: "I don't know why everyone keeps trying to buy drugs off me, I'm just doing the grocery shopping."

Bro 2: "It's because you've got resting drug dealer face man."

Bro 1: "God dammit."
by Homeslice1 April 27, 2014
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resting constipation face

Tucker Carlson's grimaced look every night on Fox News.
Tucker Carlson was interviewing Glenn Greenwald on Fixed Noise with resting constipation face as they both slammed Hillary for sending some email.
by Uncle Joosie June 16, 2018
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Resting

Christian: Shaun, I heard heavy breathing from outside your room when I brought your chicken up so I left it in the kitchen for you.
Shaun: I'll come down and get it in a bit, I was just resting.
by yamazon February 24, 2019
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Hostile Resting Face

Also know a HRF. A condition when ones face is in a permanent state of anger, disgust, or irritation when in the resting position. Although this may not reflect the true feelings or attitude of the person, they may appear as unapproachable.
Girl: Mom, why are you so angry, whats wrong??
Mom: Nothing... why?
Dad: Don't you realize your mother has a Hostile Resting Face (HRF)??

Whats wrong with that guy?
Nothing really, he just has a Hostile Resting Face
by J-DiggityDog January 25, 2014
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Resting Bitch Voice

A trait where everything someone says comes out as bitchy or sarcastic, regardless of actual intent.
"Is Jacob going to come out with us?"
"I don't know. He said he'd 'love to come, sounds like lots of fun', but it sounded like he was making fun of me with that resting bitch voice of his."
by chefBR January 16, 2016
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resting bitchface syndrome

Or R.B.S. is defined as the thousand yard stare and overall uninterested, angry looking gaze that falls upon some women. Usually first diagnosed around age 20 it can both be genetic or influenced by ones environment to where the afflicted appears "bitchy" in absence of a smile.
Barb has a bad case of Resting Bitchface Syndrome
by Nolin Chitwood February 15, 2015
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