A reaction status is a Facebook status posted purely because the person posting it is aware that it will have a reaction (a large number of comments/likes)
A common 'reaction status' is seen after a popular TV show, when people post funny lines from the show knowing that people will be logging into Facebook shortly afterwards.
A common 'reaction status' is seen after a popular TV show, when people post funny lines from the show knowing that people will be logging into Facebook shortly afterwards.
"How good is half term?" (obviously half term is good, but why would you say this for any other reason than to get a reaction? Reaction Status.)
"Remember when everyone used to have a Nokia 3310?" (The person posting this knows everyone had a 3310. They said so in their post. So why ask? Reaction Status.)
*any line from The Inbetweeners* (People posting these know large numbers of people watch The Inbetweeners, and often actually race to be the first to post a funny line, in order to secure the most comments/likes. Reaction Status.)
"Remember when everyone used to have a Nokia 3310?" (The person posting this knows everyone had a 3310. They said so in their post. So why ask? Reaction Status.)
*any line from The Inbetweeners* (People posting these know large numbers of people watch The Inbetweeners, and often actually race to be the first to post a funny line, in order to secure the most comments/likes. Reaction Status.)
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Someone so monstrously ugly, the sight of their face and/or body is enough to steal your erection and end your wank prematurely should the thought of them enter your mind mid-stroke. Can come in useful when trying to conceal an unwelcome erection.
- I was struggling to hide this massive bonk-on i got at work, but luckily Warty Sue walked into my office. I said Timberrrrr! in my head as i felt it go down.
- She's such an erection thief.
- Yeah. Thank god.
- The other day i was fapping away while looking through my ex's facebook pics, then she had one of her with her friend Brenda. I lost interest.
- She's such an erection thief.
- Yeah. Fat slag.
- She's such an erection thief.
- Yeah. Thank god.
- The other day i was fapping away while looking through my ex's facebook pics, then she had one of her with her friend Brenda. I lost interest.
- She's such an erection thief.
- Yeah. Fat slag.
by hhumpo May 17, 2011
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Everyone around looks and can clearly see his penis.
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Everyone around looks and can clearly see his penis.
Bystander:"Man, that guy is really struggling with erection detection..."
by the voice of the common cock January 6, 2011
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Jake: Hey what's wrong with Johnny?
Blake: He's feeling the Urban Dictionary Rejection.
Jake: I always told him comedy wasn't his thing.
Blake: He's feeling the Urban Dictionary Rejection.
Jake: I always told him comedy wasn't his thing.
by bloody penguin November 7, 2011
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Girl: 'what's*'
Guy: 'mmm..'
Girl: 'What?'
Guy: 'You gave me a correction errection'
Girl: 'what's*'
Guy: 'mmm..'
Girl: 'What?'
Guy: 'You gave me a correction errection'
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