A Man who Repairs unbroken items. He tends to act like The Cat in the Hat at time, and has a tendency to piss people the fuck off.
Dude 1: Damn the remote's broken.
Dude 2: Nah, it just needs new batteries.
RMMMMMMM: I'll save the day because I am Repair Man Man Man Man Man Man Man . . . (*crash*)
Dude 2: Hide the remote man!
Dude !: I can't he broke my fucking arm, asshole.
Dude 2: Nah, it just needs new batteries.
RMMMMMMM: I'll save the day because I am Repair Man Man Man Man Man Man Man . . . (*crash*)
Dude 2: Hide the remote man!
Dude !: I can't he broke my fucking arm, asshole.
by Jolly Ranchers September 27, 2009
Get the Repair Man Man Man Man Man Man Man mug.A method of repairing an inguinal hernia in which the surgeon kicks the patient in the junk with such force and skill that the hernia is permanently repaired. The repair does not require anesthesia but the patient is generally in a coma for 6 to 8 months after the procedure. Also, for family planning sake, the patient is encouraged to save some "specimen" if they want and/or need to procreate.
The "Nut-Shot Hernia Repair" will be the ideal method of repairing this trauma patient's hernia.
Should we let him deposit a semen sample before the repair?
No, he's a trauma patient.
Should we let him deposit a semen sample before the repair?
No, he's a trauma patient.
by BAMF MD May 21, 2011
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When a female is filling in/drawing on her eyebrows, and after both are finished, she comes to the realization that they aren't quite symmetrical; therefore resulting in having to undergo 'eyebrow repair' without harming adjacent makeup.
female #1: "shit! I was drawing my eyebrows on, and they look totally different..."
female #2: "thats okay girl, just do some eyebrow repair!"
female #2: "thats okay girl, just do some eyebrow repair!"
by pinkbabi December 21, 2009
Get the eyebrow repair mug.chris "andrew you better get a repair"
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by chineese man February 10, 2008
Get the repair mug.A term used when a man with a penis that sees a lot of sexual action/tears through a lot of vagina has to see a doctor due to damage done to the penis.
"I have to get my chainsaw repaired tomorrow. Fucked about a dozen girls last night and I think I did some serious damage."
by sirWilliamRaleigh April 19, 2010
Get the Chainsaw Repair mug.A shoddy repair that although works, is subpar in quality and/or exterior look, often shunned by more expert repairmen.
by Master Sorin May 19, 2019
Get the Sorin Repair mug.the persona of a hick of well less than average IQ who was born out of snowy chicago winter in 1998 in order to strike fear in young coeds through the placement of phone calls. note: has a southern accent
coed: hello
hrg: hi, this is dave from heat repair
coed: uh huh
hrg: i gotta report yer heater's broke
coed: seems like its working
hrg: naw, its broke. i'll be out at 5:30 in the mornin to fix it.
coed: what?
hrg: you wanna freeze goddam it? 5:15 it is
hrg: hi, this is dave from heat repair
coed: uh huh
hrg: i gotta report yer heater's broke
coed: seems like its working
hrg: naw, its broke. i'll be out at 5:30 in the mornin to fix it.
coed: what?
hrg: you wanna freeze goddam it? 5:15 it is
by Shaft January 31, 2004
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