Religion 

Religion is like an STD, it spreads like wildfire and ruins people's lives. The difference between the two is almost impossible to find, unless you take into account that the religious people can still have safe sex. It's such a shame though.

Religion ruined my life because I'm gay.

Religion by Sinisterboi March 13, 2018

Religion 

The guy who keeps knocking on my door.

knock knock.
get the door,

it’s Religion

Religion by averagewarcriminal April 27, 2021

Religion 

Religion: Worship/theism

Religion is worshiping a God. It started arounf 50000 B.C.E, there are many religions, but most of them have at least some similarities. The most popular religion is Christianity. The opposite of religion is Atheism, and there are two kinds if Atheists for religion, the nice ones who are okay with religious folk, and those who bash religion. Most replies on UD after the 3rd page are the ladder. Religious people mostly think that there is one of three:
God, Goddess, Diodee.
But there also is a lot of religions that have multiple Gods or Goddesses.
A lot of people think that religion caused wars.
That is untrue, ultra-religious popes who hated everyone who wasn't their religion did. But nowdays, it changed.

Places of intrest for religion are: Temples, Churches, Cults

Respect to all religions.

See also: Pope, Theist, Atheist

Catholic: My religion is Catholicism
Islamist: My religion is Islam
Jew: My religion is Judaisn
Buddhist: My religion is Buddhism.

Religion by Ayourmomhot January 30, 2022

religion 

A lame excuse for abstaining from sex

"He was hot, and I really wanted to hit the sheets with him. But I couldn't, because I'm, you know, religious."

religion by Alexandra July 27, 2004

religion 

A series of fanciful concepts that people believe as to:
- Help themselves get up in the morning, achive inner peace, etc.
- Keep their family happy, because all their family are in the religion.
- Feel superior to other people.
- Provide moral guidance because common sense would render them otherwise lame.
- Justify war or general hatred of other groups.

Wow, so we can, like, kill abortionists if we join the right sect of the right religion? Well fuck me, religion it is!

religion by Stuart October 13, 2003

Religion 

Religion is like a penis:
1) It's okay to have one.
2) It's okay to be proud of it.
3) It's NOT okay to pull it out in public.
4) It's NOT okay to shove it down little children's throats.

1)
I am religious.

2)
I LOVE my religion!

3)
Mike: Hey Bryan, how are you doing?
Bryan: SHUT UP! YOU'LL BURN IN HELL FOR YOUR SINS!

4)
Suck my religion, little child.

Religion by Morate November 2, 2011

religion 

A strong belief and following in a higher/supreme being. Many follow a strict code of moral conduct which can vary from religion to religion. A very sensative subject to most people. One of the main causes of war and violence. If you want to piss someone off very fast, attack their religion.

Famous examples include the Jesuites vs. the Japanese in the 14th century and modern Christians vs. everyone else.

religion by Matt August 9, 2005