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Regretfast

Waking up after a one night stand and having an awkward breakfast together where no one really knows what to say
Damn it must have been a messy night, she cooked some tasty pancakes for Regretfast though
by BigMac27 October 27, 2011
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regretsy

An apologetic salutation for the non-delivery of a gift item you ordered as a joke from Etsy that did not make it to the giftee; the funk you feel when the junk you ordered was not delivered.
That piece of crap never made it to you? My regretsy.
by Gooch Charles April 3, 2011
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with regrets

On invitations, it is the opposite of R.S.V.P.. People must call if they cannot attend, rather than R.S.V.P.-ing.
Girl: Hey, I read your invitation, and I noticed it said "with regrets", so I just called to say I will not be able to attend your party. Sorry!
by ssun77 August 4, 2008
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regretiniscence

The mixture of feelings of bitterness, sadness and regret when you realize a song lyric, scene from a movie, or some other kitschy moment is indeliably etched into your memory, wasting those brain cells for more deserving works.
I just heard Elton John's "Ticking" for the first time in probably twenty-five years and I recited every lyric, what a terrible regretiniscence.
by Hartnoy February 20, 2011
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Regretigans

When shenanigans just aren't enough and you completely have gone beyond the definition of shenanigans and absolutely regret what you have done.
"OMG last night was SO crazy. I got into major shenanigans! I completely regret everything I did. I made out with (insert regretted name here) and came home soaking wet!"
"Dude...those aren't shenanigans...Those are regretigans!"
by Raewow's Biggest Fan October 21, 2011
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Regretspedition

an outing that leaves you full of regret and/or shame
Bill: "I should not have gone to the strip club last night."
Ted: "Why not?"
Bill: "That regretspedition cost me $400."
by fireburn1222 September 29, 2014
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Regrotiation

Carol had an abortion, guess you could call that regrotiation
by milkumk May 12, 2021
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