Headline reader

Judges solely based on a news headline.

The headline reader did not understand the meaning of the article because the headline didn't tell the full story.

by D1L0 December 31, 2015

half redder

someone that has partially red hair. And has a weird head shape

see that half redder over there

by shrogor cheet January 8, 2020

Reefer Rush

When u stand up quickly after siting for a long period of time ... while your blazed as fuck

i almost fell over after that reefer rush after that 311 concert

by AaronWDFP August 3, 2009

Dookie Reader

The nickname for a book, magazine, or any other printed material you read while pooping.

Phil: Dude, I need to take a crap but my iPhone is dead.

Mark: Just grab a Dookie Reader

by nastyninja December 25, 2010

bathroom reader

A book you take with you to the bathroom, and you do 3 things to it
-read it, - wipe your ass with it,- and flush it

"Hey john, there's no tp in here." "That's ok, I have a bathroom reader in the closet."

by Anonymous bayleeto April 9, 2015

reefercussions

Incindents or actions that took place as a consequence of the participants being high on "reefer". Usually reefercussions is used to describe an undesirable event or action, but not always.

I've got some serious reefercussions after last night, apparently I made five pizzas.

by Edward the third January 16, 2011

Mean Tarot Reader

Abb; MTR- Any zooted scam artist that originated from TikTok that goes live on YouTube..See msashycat; trashpuss

Dude, that chick was blasted off the aytch last night & nodded off for a solid 7 minutes!! Lips turned blue, eyes went chameleon style! When she came to she mumbled somethin then said "Daddy Rice that's the ticket"..? Wtf lmao that was some classic mean tarot reader type stuff bahahaha!!

by HutchNation CEO April 11, 2022