Red Rocket Syndrome

A mental disorder where your too horney to control your arrection. This usually results in a"Moose Knuckle" (Buldge) or worse.

- See "Moose Knuckle" for further explanation.

Boy- Oh little Jimmy seemed awfuly happy to see you today!
Girl- Yea, I could tell from his Red Rocket Syndrome... His boner poked me when I hugged him...

by howhardcanyousuckyourowndick July 08, 2011

Red Rocket Vacuum

When a male and/or female sucks your appendage so hard it turns a dark red from the tip to the balls.

Schultz and Rob gave me voilent head last night, i had to leave my cock an hour to cool down! they did the old Red Rocket Vacuum!

by DirtyMikee May 24, 2016

big red rocket of love

A song by Reverend Horton Heat. Could also mean a dog boner.

"EEEEEEW! LOOK AT THAT SLIMY RED THING ON YOUR DOG!"

"It's the Big Red Rocket of Love!"

by Doggy Boner September 30, 2004

North Korean Red Rocket

when a preverted asian rubs around a dogs penis area and gives the dog a red rocket

Chin Wang was feeling horny so he gave his dog a north korean red rocket

by Chin Wang January 18, 2007

Red Roman Rocket

A vaginal queef of cum and blood, shortly after intercourse, when a man ejaculates in a female while she's on her period.

Man, I laughed so hard when I saw her red roman rocket

by janedoe1331 March 01, 2011

Red Bull Rocket

When you pop a hole, shotgun style, in the bottom of a red bull can. You then drink some of the Red Bull and add 2 oz. of vodka to the can. Give a light shake, pop the top, and shotgun the mixture.

I want to keep drinking, but I'm getting tired. Let's pound a couple Red Bull Rockets and keep the party going.

by lazyass7979 August 30, 2014

Rocket Red

A more vibrant variation of the color red, offering a dazzling appeal to the eye and delivering a stunning array of visual orgasms.

Jake: Man, that apple is such a cool color.

Jack: Yea, it's essentially rocket red!

by Quartzy134 January 08, 2012